Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 21, 2020

Aunt Fritzi, I’ve been naughty.

Before ‘time out’ was invented!!

Sluggo was looking for a spanking from Fritzi!

Be careful, Nancy, you may end up crying a river…

I remember a Little Lulu cartoon where she had a rubber stamp reading “I GOT A SPANKING” which she used in her daily journal. Nowadays, a parent who even raises a voice to a kid can end up in jail on a charge of “abuse”.

I wish Aunt Fritzi could travel to the “Luann” strip and spank the sh!t out of that brat Shannon.

Call social services!

I have always maintained that children, like fine wine, should be kept in a cool, dark place until sufficiently mature. Of course if my parents had believed that I’d still be in that cool, dark place and I’m seventy-seven.

Using a milk bottle as a lachrymatory? Cry 96 tears, Nancy.

Save them for your soup and cut down on salt costs.

i am luckey that teachers dont slap kids on the wrist with a ruler anymore