Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 17, 2020

Oh, it’s gonna be a cat. But she’s doesn’t seem to have heard of cats. Where is she from exactly?

It’s looking more and more like a Catopolys. I think I spelled that correctly.

Things are getting a little dark here.

We have a heavily furred monster who has been terrorizing and killing the locals for centuries. Fair enough, that is par for the course for Rip.

But we also have a psychopath who considers the monster’s behavior of terrorizing and killing Space-Humans to be “playful,” “a game,” and “sport.” The psychopath’s only concern about the monster is that it sheds on her carpets.

While Rip has come across more than his share of nutcases in his career, this one is out of this world.

Uh … Rip, that howl is coming from a playful house cat … in estrus.

There’s one pet I like to pet

And every evening we get set

I stroke it every chance I get

It’s my girl’s pussy

Seldom plays and never purrs

And I love the thoughts it stirs

But I don’t mind because it’s hers

My girl’s pussy

Often it goes out at night

Returns at break of dawn

No matter what the weather’s like

It’s always nice and warm

It’s never dirty, always clean

In giving thrills, never mean

But it’s the best I’ve ever seen

Is my girl’s pussy

Eh? What’s this hyooman doing on that alien planet?

Space cat. With a loud voice. Testing…is this thing on?

Catpocalypse in outer space. Will this event reset the reality back on earth as well? Will Breezy and Jenkins be a married couple, in this next reboot?

Po-Po Kitty? Is that you?

ka-feline

Hunts as a game… so boldly approach it and either pull it by a whisker or offer it a hay bale of catnip depending on what you are trying to do next…

KA-HOUSE CAT!

If Fluffy is a house cat, it’s gotta be a real big house cat.

I don’t know why, but I’m picturing it to look like He-Man’s Battle-Cat.