In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 17, 2020

“Unnecessary melodrama…. 15 minutes added to intermission.”

“Illegal man downfield”.

False start, Romeo.

Looks like pass interference…by the ref. Romeo’s trying to make a pass at Juliet.

Things went south when he referred to Juliet as Rapunzel.

Don’t have enuf time to sit thru the whole play? Fear not, here’s Romeo & Juliet in 30 seconds (with a little bit of product placement to help pay off the producers): https://youtu.be/M-cZtWefN8s

Foul! Language! Tang Tungled! It’s “Wherefore art thou”, not, “Heretofore wart thou”!

Encroachment……… of something like that…..

“Offsides! Penalty: Five Lines”

Illegal forward pass.