Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2020

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    He needs a petard, too.

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    jreckard  over 3 years ago

    What a drag!

    They might need help from a poltergoist.

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    As a bank retiree, LOL!

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    He’ll never get a weigh with this!

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    daijoboo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And to keep it from rolling down the hill you’ll have to hold it up.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    looks like it might be his foist hoist…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    They didn’t expect to get roped into something like this!

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    Qiset  over 3 years ago

    Must be a Jersey bank.

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    Hilltop hideout? I think I’d rather drag it over the river and through the woods.

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    amxchester  over 3 years ago

    He’s not too dial-ed in, letting those folks know his hideout….hope nobody gets spun up over this.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    It’ll never fly, Archimedes …

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    spelling counts

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    Snowedin  over 3 years ago

    I hope that a joist doesn’t break when he hoists the bank. Then he might have to foist the blame off on someone else.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    And make sure you don’t leave a trail of evidence.

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    Cerabooge  over 3 years ago

    Better to use a petard to open the vault.

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