Wide Open by Rich Powell for September 10, 2020

Does this diagram show “washed” or “unwashed” hot dog?

Since you cleaned the hot dog machine…you can really taste the hog anus…

You forgot the squeal.

I knew a woman who worked at the Smithfield Packing plant in Smithfield, VA. She said employees were always pranking each other. She also said, “No one pranks the guys who kill the hogs.”

Google “faux calamari”.

Forgot the stuff on the floor.

Lips and Tips.

Exactly why I buy all beef hotdogs, but they’re probably not much better!!

Oh boy. . .another good comic that’s new every blue moon or so, like “How to Cat” and “Two-Party Opera.”