Kliban by B. Kliban for September 09, 2020

Ozzie, the early years.

Gross!

Making cat food.

“I hate them meeses to pieces!”

I guess it’s not just cats who “love to eat dem mousies”.

After all those cartoons about cats, today’s comic seems inevitable.

Reece’s Meeses for dessert.

Aaaah! A Mickey Mouse Club sandwich.

If he’s trying to make a mouse sandwich, he needs to put peanut butter on the bread first. Otherwise, the mouse will have no incentive to come out.

Salt and pepper brings out the mousse flavor…yum yum

Pray that you’ll never get that hungry.

At least he has all the proper condiments.

I guess he’s planning on eating it right there.

“Love them little mousies

Mousies what I love to eat

__________Kliban’s Cat

This isn’t going to work unless you put the condiments on the bread first.

Once he runs out of mice, he can go outside and catch birds.

I have heard you can catch them by putting salt on their tails.

It’s nicer when I assume he’s waiting for the mice to return the cheese.

A mouse sandwich with no butter? Yuk!!

[ TRIGGER WARNING ] To the rest of you well-fed Americans, see above.

When you are starving, condiments are the last thing on your mind.