Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 15, 2020

Pick a more regal name, Alice. Queen Alice the Good is kind of ‘meh’!

okay…

I never heard of pangolins until I read this strip.

So if you Blindly believe what someone is telling you, then you will do as they say*

Don’t be a tool, Dill.

Maybe a little training is in order, Alice. Volunteer for Nap Moniter @ Blisshaven!

“Eyes behind eyelids now, maggots!”

This is just the kind of thing that might get Alice into “The Good Place”. Like Eleanor.

Quuen Alice please come run this country

Alice the Malice comes quickly to mind, but Alicious the Malicious seems more regal.

Queen Alice The Good greeted the dragons when they invaded.

The meeting did not go well for her. Being a bit confused about the distinction between paladins and pangolins, she didn’t have effective bodyguards.

In the history books she was known as Queen Alice The Good With Ketchup.

Alice the Bully.

All I learned is I’m never traveling to any countries where the plains are full of romping pangolins.

Professor Pangolin believes that we live in the best of all possible worlds.

Prince Dill?Or her first servant ;)

Queen Alice the Good for president!

Dill is preparing for the “Good Husband” role in Queen Alice’s cosplay.

FUN FACTS. Romping herds of pangolins account for more accidental stomping deaths than rampaging hordes of Walmart holiday shoppers.

Poor Dill is already starting to look hen-pecked.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/08/31/did-pangolins-start-the-coronavirus-pandemic

Queen Alice, definitely (in your own mind.) “The Good”? Eehhhh….not so much. Nope. Not even a little.

Queen Alice the Good? Are you kidding us, Alice the imperious creator of fake pangolin “facts”? If Dill weren’t so obedient, you might find that royal pains-in-the-behind oft end up sans head….

You ain’t queen yet, pick’em up yourself.