Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 10, 2020

Soot from California burning…

“Menopause Barbie”

That’s o.k. Just rip off the old head and put a young one on. Barbie doesn’t have a real head on her shoulders.

Memory time doesn’t always call up warm, fuzzy feelings

Well, Barbie is a child of the 50’s.

Covid Barbie. There’s a lot of them coming into the grocery store I work at.

Real life Barbie. Looks like sh*t in the morning, gains weight, gets paid 80 cents on the dollar for her labor, labor pains, stretch marks, menstrual cramps, menopause . Um, come to think of it, I’m glad I’m a guy.

She’s 61 years old.

Shouldn’t the 1st wave Barbies be entering assisted living/nursing homes by now? ;-)

I suppose you could replace her with the much younger Pink Splendor Barbie.

Time to get peek-a-boo highlights. This must be the latest rage in cosmetology because I keep seeing it everywhere.