Clay Jones for August 21, 2020

Feed me, uh…Seymour?

And it’s all available for only three payments of $19.99. But wait, there’s more, for only $9.99 more we will ship you a genuine bottle of DemonSperm™ skin lotion that will make your skin soooo smooth that you won’t even notice how cheaply made our pillows are.

Depends on how “hot” that demon is. At my age, sex dreams is all I can get, so screw the pillow.

With backing like that how could Trump possibly lose the election ! I’m going to sleep on it a while to make up my mind. This is a real tough decision. Don’t anyone try to help me . . . .I’ve still got my meds, ‘my pillow’ and the President’s medical advice from day to day and his like new prayer book.

This guy actually is putting the snake back in snake oil: his miraculous cure is based on oleander extract. You know, the poisonous plant you parents told you to never eat.

Before the 2016 presidential election, I made sure to reserve seven days of paid time off for election day and the six days following… because I believed Trump would win and I knew I’d need that much time to mitigate the shock and rejoin the human race.

I see stories like this one about the idiot My Pillow man endorsement and I think, surely the voting public won’t fall for Trump’s insane lies again. You know, fool me once, etc.

But every day, every single day, I realize that is not a sure bet at all.

Amazing what you can do with shredded low quality EVA foam and fake homeopathic cures, people are that gullible.

Most of my problems will be cured Nov. 4, I hope.

Deserves more than just one “like.”

fusilier

James 2:24

Every day, I think that the Republicans CANNOT POSSIBLY go further and further into Crazy-town…but, GUESS WHAT????

THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO DO IT!!!

The other day I kind of felt like an idiot for spending $8 on a copper infused pillow at Walmart (in my defense, it was the best one available). But then I saw a display of those My Pillows for $40 a pop and figured I wasn’t so dumb after all.

I don’t know why folk are so concerned about all the criminals in the MAGA circle. After all, they’re waaay outnumbered by the fruitcakes.

how do we know he’s still not on coke

He was graduated with honors from The Joe Isuzu Institution.

Another lying right wing snake oil salesmen. Republicans are so stupid that they ignore the experts and turn to quacks. Vote for democrats, they have scientists and believe in reality.

Clay, you made Lindell look too human. He’s not nearly as nice as your caricature.

Ring, ring, ring. Hello? This is QAnon calling. Is the MyPillow guy around. We’re returning his call.

Republicans have every intention to keep rigging the election.

‘They’re not needed’: Postmaster General tells Senate he has no intention of returning mail sorting machines

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/08/theyre-not-needed-postmaster-general-tells-senate-he-has-no-intention-of-returning-mail-sorting-machines/

Wait, shouldn’t that cross hanging on Mr. Pillow’s neck be upside down?

You wonder if Andy Illiterate can understand this toon? (I mean, without the cheat sheets)/

Well done Clay ♥

Good. My sex demons need to step up their game. I’ll get the Serta Bamboo pillow right away!