Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 05, 2020

Just go around in a circles until you get a hang of it.

I’m thinking they said to turn left after that last star system.

They don’t subtitle the show “Where No One Has Gone Before” for nothin’, fella!

If you’re going on a significantly far voyage, it shouldn’t look familiar.

Actually this sounds like me when I see what WGAL says is downtown Lancaster and I don’t recognise any of it. I think the monument in Penn Square and the Greist Building are the only things I might know on sight.

You’re lost, aren’t you? I told you that we should have stopped at that last space station and ask for directions, but no. “I don’t need directions” you said. “I know where I’m going” you said. “I never get lost” you said.

I told you not to use Bing Maps …. Google it !

Just make a right at the signature.

Nice going, Mr. “I know a shortcut!”!

The original pilot for “Lost in Space.”

I just can’t wait until they run that interstellar highway through earth!

So the universe isn’t symmetrical here?

If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all …

In space, no one can hear you scream.

Recalculating. Go 600 yards and make a U-turn.

I told you to update the Garmin.

“You had to go at warp speed didn’t you, now you missed the turn.”

“…and your left turn signal has been on forEVER!”

Use the astral recognition software. That’s what it’s there for.

I know this feeling…

“Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!”

Take the first star on the right, and straight on till morning.

The problem with time travel.

I was going to make a comment, but everybody else’s are so much better than what I had in mind!

Well, that would be a problem, wouldn’t it?

You might be lost, but you’re still making good time.

Just give him some space, and he’ll do just fine.

Space, the final front door. These are the voyages of the starship entropy. It’s ongoing mission the seek out and destroy new worlds and civilisations, to boldly go where no wossname has gone before. La la, la la la la la. This is a repeat performance.

Turn left where the used-to-be-a-planet Pluto is.

No one got it. It’s a reference to Kurt Weill’s song “Lost in the Stars”.