Rob Rogers for August 18, 2020

The answer is to first get your absentee ballot then fill it out, then deliver it to your district’s voting offices directly. Stay long enough to make sure it gets into the correct bin.

It’s so far past time he got his comeuppance.

Just epoxy it shut, with directions to another drop box.

This would be a great time to drop in all those unused fireworks from the 4th of July.

Lie, cheat, steal, it’s the Trumpian way to victory.

Let’s prove the Moron wrong!!!

Wrap it, stamp it and send it to Little Rocket Man!

Oh! He is very serious, and their are actually people that support this Idiot is what’s more Unbelievable, but hitler, Mao’s and all the other top murderers of all times also had a lot of followers. One of the worst human traits and one of the most difficult to understand and these people call themselves Patriots and godly

No time for the economy, no time for racial unrest, no time for coronavirus, plenty of time to fiddle with the post office.

Whoever knowingly and willfully obstructs or retards the passage of the mail, or any carrier or conveyance carrying the mail, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 778; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, § 330016(1)(B), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2146.)

Rumor has it that Fox News suggested using old washing machines for mail drops. They like something with a SPIN CYCLE before it goes down the drain.

Now there.. is a statement you can rely on. Good luck America.. we/you may have a window into the future by looking at Belarus.

I used to see similarities between this guy and Nixon. Not a lot, anymore. Nixon knew the ropes; he was a career man who had spent eight years in the White House under Eisenhower, so he knew how to get things done. What they have in common is simple dishonesty, but that’s all; Trump is clueless, Nixon was not. Then I went on to Hitler for a while.

But that does not fit either for very long. Yes, the Trump narcissism is similar to Hitler’s. And yes so is the sociopathic inability to see or feel the pain of others; that’s there, too. But again, Hitler could be clever, Trump cannot as he just bumps around not knowing what he’s doing every day as compared to the previous day; he’s basically a non-human occupying a human body.

But what we need to keep remembering as we compare this Trump fellow to Nixon and Hitler is this: All three of them have huge followings among the populace. Hitler’s was a small minority for a bit, then grew as his power did. Nixon was bouyed by the Republicans right up to the end, most of them anyway. Trump has tens of millions of racist, misogynistic, uncaring asses ready to vote for him again.

Vote out every thieving lying deadly stupid Republican covid spreader and get your job back.

Please note that Trump has already cast down the gauntlet. He has recently expressed the notion that, “If he doesn’t win, then the election was rigged!”

The aforementioned statement was uttered weeks before even the earliest polls open.

How is it that the man who’s so prescient that he can predict the election’s outcome, but he can’t see the consequences of “kneecapping” the Post office.

But, of course, he CAN see the consequences; he just doesn’t CARE!

“My dad was a healthy 65-year-old. His only pre-existing condition was trusting Donald Trump, and for that, he paid with his life.” —Kristin Urquiza, daughter of an Arizona man who lost his life to COVID-19, speech at opening night of 2020 Democratic National Convention

I’d like to think that even Trump cult members (no Trump voters are NOT members of the evil Trump cult) would notice that the mail DOES deliver other things besides the small number of voting ballots once every four years. You know, like LIFE-SAVING MEDICINES? Money to BUY medicines (and food and shelter?) You know, little things like that?

It will be amusing to see Fat Donnie claim that the election was rigged when he loses when he putting all this effort in to rig the election in his favour. He will be the Biggest Loser.

If you should happen to encounter a vocal Trump supporter, ask her or him 2 questions:

1. Have you ever played competitive sports?

2. Do you ever remember the coach saying “We’ll have to cheat to win, but by God we’re gonna do it!”?

If we pull on that tie, will it somehow strangle him? Pleeeeeze

Thank you Rob, this is perfect. I forgot to tell you I’ve awarded you “Funniest Toon Of The Day”.