Rob Rogers for August 15, 2020

Some politicians like to get out there and shake hands. He likes to get out there and grab ’em by the pu$$y!

Hey! Leave the Cleavers out of politics! They were great before the Dumpster heard of the word ‘great’…

“Arsenic cookies, my favorite.”

Careful the pointy heads don’t catch in your throat.

In honor of Trump’s first wife: “Ivana throw up!”

Ah, yes. June and Ward Cleaver. That showed every one what life was really like. And lets not forget ‘Father Knows Best’. True reality TV . The old Black & White days sort of. I don’t recall much other than White unless somebody got a tan. The parents looked like they just came from Church. It was always “Yes, sir” “No, mam” Please and Thank You. Beautiful home and a lawn that was manicured. I was a teenager at the time and thought “Ya gotta be joking”. Didn’t know to laugh or cry thinking people in poor countries might think that was the real America. Still isn’t. I’m the same age as Trump, I know he believes it to this day.

Love the shape of the cookies. I missed that first time through.

Truthfully, his campaign style should come as no surprise. It worked for him in 2016. The difference now, of course, is that he has the levers of government in his hands.

The apron says it all.

I actually was a suburban housewife during the 2016 election, and I HATED Trump’s guts. Now that I’m working full-time for very little money . . . I hate him even more.

You can dress him up but you’ll never make a lady of him.

The 50’s called, they want their trope back.

And we ALL KNOW that he LOVES young Beaver…

Yes, he’s trying to save suburban housewives from the horror of having a Black person or other minority move into their enclave…/s

I think.. we even heard the collective cheer from Suburban Housewives even up here when trump announced there would be no more scum allowed into their neighborhoods.

In a couple of years you won’t find anyone that will admit they ever supported Trump.

And was there ever a little girl who didn’t want to grow up to be June Cleaver, or Donna Stone, or Margaret Anderson, or even Lucy Ricardo, or Alice Mitchell? When I was a boy, I always wondered why my mother didn’t wear heels and pearls when she mopped the kitchen floor. (I wanted to include Gracie Allen, but I don’t think Gracie and George had children in their sitcom of those days.)

My mother was a college professor in the fifties. I hated it that she wasn’t a suburban housewife/mother like the other kids had. When people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I always answered, “a mommy”.

I thought Barr wore the high heels and apron in the relationship. Must be role reversal Saturday, suburban style.

Oh, good, now Drumpf can clutch his pearls when they call out his lies!

Trump’s hair is still on fire from of All In The Family when the Jeffersons moved in next door to Archie. Maybe especially because both Trump and Archie lived in Queens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHnlckooM_8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZYPSyfsulg

Ah, brings back fond memories of the old snigger line: “Ward, I think you’re being too hard on the Beaver!”

Trump telling suburban housewives, “You don’t want ”THOSE PEOPLE" living near you."

Just like daddy used to make…

Does this mean tRump is a “NASTY WOMAN”?

Cute cookies. Not quite as cute as the human shaped ones that got burned…

This made me laugh, the orange POS in a housedress/heels. My niece is a stay-at-home mom ♥ the mind boggles at calling her a housewife; with all the baggage that word brings with it.

Next, he’ll be proclaiming Miltowns as the ultimate “Cure” for the Covid Virus.

Housewives hate Trump.

I think the cookies are only half-baked, much like his ideas.