I’ve always had luck with asking with a concerned look, ‘Any idea how long it takes to get to the __th floor ??’ accompanied with serious body movements suggesting a needed bathroom and gently whining ‘oooooohh….’ pathetically with a worried expression.
Ida No over 3 years ago
Fast elevator = speed dating.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Even worse. “My analyst thinks that my homicidal urges are probably under control.”
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Want to see something REALLY scary?
rAtkinson over 3 years ago
D ya think this rash looks contagious? My doctor says it is, but I dunno.
John Falstaff over 3 years ago
OK, today EVERYBODY wins the “made me laugh so hard coffee came out my nose” award! :-)
Altar_Ego over 3 years ago
A close second is, “Do you know on which floor Ax Murderers Anonymous is?”
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
I don’t mind the question so long as we aren’t the same gender.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Another reason to never get into an elevator naked, even if you are a chicken.
70440758 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’ve always had luck with asking with a concerned look, ‘Any idea how long it takes to get to the __th floor ??’ accompanied with serious body movements suggesting a needed bathroom and gently whining ‘oooooohh….’ pathetically with a worried expression.