I always thought the conventions were a press event to get publicity for the nominee? Are republicans so sick of Trump they don’t want him being seen any more than necessary?
Republicans are in trouble and they know it. It must be a secret meeting to decide what to do about Trump. Dump him, break ties with him, ignore him, circumvent him, etc. On the other hand, many leaders are opting out so maybe they don’t want pictures of the size of the crowd.
The fascist republican conspiracy must be carried out in secret, if the public knew what they were really up to the pitchforks and torches would come out.
Save us from the black hole of mentally deficient Republican greed, racism, callous ignorance and indifference to the suffering of the people of the USA.
D’s: Taxes should be used for the benefit of everyone.
R’s: Dems want socialism.
D’s: We want people to be able to vote safely during a pandemic.
R’s: Dems want to rig the election.
D’s: People need more unemployment assistance.
R’s: Dems blocked unemployment assistance.
D’s: Listen, we just want to find ways to help people.
R’s: Listen, we just want to find ways to misrepresent everything you say in order to scare people into voting for us, even though we offer zero solutions.
Republicans no longer NEED a nominating convention – Trump is their man and no other despot need apply.
They ceased to be a “ruling” party right after Moscow Mitch and his gang of thugs met to plan how Obama would be a “one-term” president. With every “no” vote they slipped further into being an opposition party only – they no longer have the slightest idea how to actually GOVERN!
I hope the Republicans haven’t seen what happened at the Magic Mountain Ride. Disney also built this ride and maintain it. People losing their homes because they’re ‘under water’ will enjoy this. It’s a small world after all . . .
And when someone asks them why they forgot to name a candidate for Vice President, they’ll be able say that they really just intended to keep us in suspense.
No Press? What’s to hide? Could it be all the splintering of the GOP? I think the Conservative movement that has been hijacked or Trumpified wants almost any person other than Trump to be running. The orangeman has ruined the Right. Cheetolini may have killed the party.
oldchas over 3 years ago
I always thought the conventions were a press event to get publicity for the nominee? Are republicans so sick of Trump they don’t want him being seen any more than necessary?
brwydave Premium Member over 3 years ago
This will spare us of watching an event that make very little or no difference for 3 or 4 days, and then wondering why we watched it.
lobo1939 over 3 years ago
No Cerberus? Jeff, you seldom miss an opportunity to include a mangy dog in a toon.
charliekane over 3 years ago
{;^P]
Sharont6 over 3 years ago
Republicans are in trouble and they know it. It must be a secret meeting to decide what to do about Trump. Dump him, break ties with him, ignore him, circumvent him, etc. On the other hand, many leaders are opting out so maybe they don’t want pictures of the size of the crowd.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Herman Cain will be greeting them!
Be sure to get a good packed-in pachyderm group photo, no masks allowed.
PraiseofFolly over 3 years ago
Will the band “Styx” allow its music to be played?
wrytercat over 3 years ago
No press allowed? Could they perhaps have something to hide? Sigh …
Whatcouldgowrong over 3 years ago
Democracy dies in darkness.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
The fascist republican conspiracy must be carried out in secret, if the public knew what they were really up to the pitchforks and torches would come out.
Save us from the black hole of mentally deficient Republican greed, racism, callous ignorance and indifference to the suffering of the people of the USA.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Dems: We’d like cops to stop killing minorities.
Reps: Dems hate police.
D’s: Women should have the right to choose.
R’s: Dems want to kill babies.
D’s: We need reasonable immigration policies.
R’s: Dems want open borders.
D’s: We kneel in protest of inequality.
R’s: Dems hate the flag, soldiers and America.
D’s: We should wear masks to protect others.
R’s: Dems want to take away your freedom.
D’s: We should have background checks.
R’s: Dems want to take your guns.
D’s: Feds should not be policing in cities.
R’s: Dems encourage rioting.
D’s: People should have a living wage.
R’s: Dems want to give everyone free stuff.
D’s: We want religious freedom for everyone.
R’s: Dems want Sharia Law.
D’s: Taxes should be used for the benefit of everyone.
R’s: Dems want socialism.
D’s: We want people to be able to vote safely during a pandemic.
R’s: Dems want to rig the election.
D’s: People need more unemployment assistance.
R’s: Dems blocked unemployment assistance.
D’s: Listen, we just want to find ways to help people.
R’s: Listen, we just want to find ways to misrepresent everything you say in order to scare people into voting for us, even though we offer zero solutions.
- Alex Schiller
RAGs over 3 years ago
Can’t be much of a convention if everybody has a copy of the script.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I think the late, great Hunter Thompson would have found some way in. :)
wellis1947 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Republicans no longer NEED a nominating convention – Trump is their man and no other despot need apply.
They ceased to be a “ruling” party right after Moscow Mitch and his gang of thugs met to plan how Obama would be a “one-term” president. With every “no” vote they slipped further into being an opposition party only – they no longer have the slightest idea how to actually GOVERN!
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
Jon and Stephen: the best! Although I’m liking Trevor more and more!
Monchoxyz over 3 years ago
Does no press included fox, anon and Pravda?
Scoutmaster77 over 3 years ago
I’m sure The Donald would give the late night talk shows plenty to make fun of.
LeeGP over 3 years ago
It looks like boat traffic on the Styx is going to be killer. No pun intended.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 3 years ago
Please, don’t bring them back!
eideard over 3 years ago
Oooh! Ferengi.
The Love of Money is . . . over 3 years ago
I hope the Republicans haven’t seen what happened at the Magic Mountain Ride. Disney also built this ride and maintain it. People losing their homes because they’re ‘under water’ will enjoy this. It’s a small world after all . . .
CougarAllen over 3 years ago
Don’t pay the ferryman …
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNwvIEQsg0
gammaguy over 3 years ago
And when someone asks them why they forgot to name a candidate for Vice President, they’ll be able say that they really just intended to keep us in suspense.
Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member over 3 years ago
No Press? What’s to hide? Could it be all the splintering of the GOP? I think the Conservative movement that has been hijacked or Trumpified wants almost any person other than Trump to be running. The orangeman has ruined the Right. Cheetolini may have killed the party.