Jeff Danziger for August 04, 2020

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    oldchas  over 3 years ago

    I always thought the conventions were a press event to get publicity for the nominee? Are republicans so sick of Trump they don’t want him being seen any more than necessary?

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    brwydave Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This will spare us of watching an event that make very little or no difference for 3 or 4 days, and then wondering why we watched it.

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    lobo1939  over 3 years ago

    No Cerberus? Jeff, you seldom miss an opportunity to include a mangy dog in a toon.

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    charliekane  over 3 years ago

    {;^P]

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    Sharont6  over 3 years ago

    Republicans are in trouble and they know it. It must be a secret meeting to decide what to do about Trump. Dump him, break ties with him, ignore him, circumvent him, etc. On the other hand, many leaders are opting out so maybe they don’t want pictures of the size of the crowd.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Herman Cain will be greeting them!

    Be sure to get a good packed-in pachyderm group photo, no masks allowed.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 3 years ago

    Will the band “Styx” allow its music to be played?

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    wrytercat  over 3 years ago

    No press allowed? Could they perhaps have something to hide? Sigh …

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    Whatcouldgowrong  over 3 years ago

    Democracy dies in darkness.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    The fascist republican conspiracy must be carried out in secret, if the public knew what they were really up to the pitchforks and torches would come out.

    Save us from the black hole of mentally deficient Republican greed, racism, callous ignorance and indifference to the suffering of the people of the USA.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Dems: We’d like cops to stop killing minorities.

    Reps: Dems hate police.

    D’s: Women should have the right to choose.

    R’s: Dems want to kill babies.

    D’s: We need reasonable immigration policies.

    R’s: Dems want open borders.

    D’s: We kneel in protest of inequality.

    R’s: Dems hate the flag, soldiers and America.

    D’s: We should wear masks to protect others.

    R’s: Dems want to take away your freedom.

    D’s: We should have background checks.

    R’s: Dems want to take your guns.

    D’s: Feds should not be policing in cities.

    R’s: Dems encourage rioting.

    D’s: People should have a living wage.

    R’s: Dems want to give everyone free stuff.

    D’s: We want religious freedom for everyone.

    R’s: Dems want Sharia Law.

    D’s: Taxes should be used for the benefit of everyone.

    R’s: Dems want socialism.

    D’s: We want people to be able to vote safely during a pandemic.

    R’s: Dems want to rig the election.

    D’s: People need more unemployment assistance.

    R’s: Dems blocked unemployment assistance.

    D’s: Listen, we just want to find ways to help people.

    R’s: Listen, we just want to find ways to misrepresent everything you say in order to scare people into voting for us, even though we offer zero solutions.

    - Alex Schiller

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    Can’t be much of a convention if everybody has a copy of the script.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    I think the late, great Hunter Thompson would have found some way in. :)

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Republicans no longer NEED a nominating convention – Trump is their man and no other despot need apply.

    They ceased to be a “ruling” party right after Moscow Mitch and his gang of thugs met to plan how Obama would be a “one-term” president. With every “no” vote they slipped further into being an opposition party only – they no longer have the slightest idea how to actually GOVERN!

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Jon and Stephen: the best! Although I’m liking Trevor more and more!

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    Monchoxyz  over 3 years ago

    Does no press included fox, anon and Pravda?

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    Scoutmaster77  over 3 years ago

    I’m sure The Donald would give the late night talk shows plenty to make fun of.

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    LeeGP  over 3 years ago

    It looks like boat traffic on the Styx is going to be killer. No pun intended.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Please, don’t bring them back!

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    eideard  over 3 years ago

    Oooh! Ferengi.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  over 3 years ago

    I hope the Republicans haven’t seen what happened at the Magic Mountain Ride. Disney also built this ride and maintain it. People losing their homes because they’re ‘under water’ will enjoy this. It’s a small world after all . . .

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    CougarAllen  over 3 years ago

    Don’t pay the ferryman …

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNwvIEQsg0

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    And when someone asks them why they forgot to name a candidate for Vice President, they’ll be able say that they really just intended to keep us in suspense.

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    Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No Press? What’s to hide? Could it be all the splintering of the GOP? I think the Conservative movement that has been hijacked or Trumpified wants almost any person other than Trump to be running. The orangeman has ruined the Right. Cheetolini may have killed the party.

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