Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 05, 2020

Oh boy. Here we go again!

On the ever delightful shores of Lake Erie…

This arc should be a real…. oh, what’s the word?… Thriller!

(Packratjohn breaks into dance)

‘’Cause this is thriller, thriller nightAnd no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to strike’

“What could possibly go wrong?”Hopefully everything

…to be on the lookout.

Hanging out by the lake will be a placid experience.

https://ew.com/movies/18-best-cabin-woods-horror-movies/

Give me the old Universal horror movies. You could stick your teeth in some of those.

What can go wrong (tic) go wrong (tic) go wrong (tic) go wrong (tic)

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Rob Zombie is involved with this somehow.

It all began innocently enough with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

I was thinking more along the lines of “cue William Asher direction and Les Baxter soundtrack”, but that’s just me.

They’re all so cute you could just eat ‘em up. And there are some cute but very weird cannibal girls down the road. So sexy but so sweet & knife at the same time. They’ll take a lickin’ and keep on… stickin’.

Got to be better than the time they took jobs as counselors at that hockey camp.

The great thing about horny teens is that there’s an endless supply of fresh ones to backfill the casualties.

OH the Horror the Horror, OH the Hormones the Hormones !!

when’s the shower scene…?

Those “Dead Teenager” movies are morality plays for our time.

Silly to waste money on a horror movie when you can just turn on the news…