Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for February 20, 2021

Now, they’re just trolling you.

And if you’re not using a touchtone phone, please stay on the line to see just how long we can ignore you…

At least your call is important to them.

Also your safety.

Due to Covid, your wait time may be a little longer.

“If you are using a rotary phone, please stay on the line and someone will come by and replace it for you…”