Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for November 22, 2020

Still haven’t learned anything after all those years of marriage.

Wrong answer….and the extended pause didn’t help either…

The answer of course is “no”! No need to add that “it’s not the jeans that make your butt look big.”

Run Gray . . . RUN!

(Hmmm… Time for a diversion.) “Come here, you sexy thing!”

Baby, you know I like my women thick.

Hubby always says “you look luscious in anything”. Smart guy.

When he gets loaded enough, he’ll answer.

“Do you want them to?” (and run like crazy.)

Where’s that Twix bar when you need it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8eR4mDKH_c

How hard is it so just say “no, darling, you look wonderful”

I’m single, and i know that you don’t answer that question.

I’m thinking ‘84 Terminator Arnold being asked that question, the multi choice response algorithm comes up, he hesitates, then starts vibrating, smoke coming out of his ears.

Do they fit? Do they feel good? Then they look great.

The comments are just cracking me up today! :’^))

“No, Honey. That butt looked big before you tried those jeans”.

Run!!!