Nest Heads by John Allen for July 28, 2021

He doesn’t realize just how great 50 is … back then I could get up from a chair on the first try, and work in my flower garden all Spring and Summer, and drive a car! 50 was long before cataracts and macular degeneration and 5 different prescriptions every day.

Good answer.

Senior discounts and early bird specials

Junk mail from AARP.

Colonoscopy – The best sleep I’ve ever had. I can understand how Michael Jackson became addicted to propofol (aka Milk of Amnesia.)

You know it’s been a tough year when colonoscopy prep is kind of relaxing.

AARP membership?

In my state,at 72 you get to be exempt from jury duty!