Nick Anderson for July 30, 2020

Almost as smart as a box of rocks

Dr. Stella says that people get gynecological diseases from sex with demons in their dreams.

When I see Gohmert on TV, I know I’m going to hearthe most ignorant comment of the week. Unless, of course, Drumpf is holding a presser that day.

Shouldn’t have taken the pregnancy test. Then you wouldn’t be pregnant.

It scares that people this willfully ignorant are making decisions that impact millions.

Is his district really going to return him to Congress in November? The eyes of Texas (and the nation) are upon you.

A asinine statement like that should from henceforth be termed a “gohmeral” — defined as a statement from a simpleton; a fool; a dolt. But I sometimes wonder if these people actually have the virus, or are pretending something like “Munchausen’s by Internet.”

The following is a poem by Ralph:

Cover your mouth if you want to survive,Muzzle your mug and we’ll get out alive.Liberal, conservative, wealthy, or poor,We’re basically f***ed, so until there’s a cure…Cover your pie hole, stop spewing your spit, red state or blue state I don’t give a s**t.Corona don’t care what flag that you fly,It f***s up your lungs, ‘til you suffer and die.Mask up your yap and you’ll save us all grief,give doctors and nurses some needed relief.It’s not a conspiracy, cut out the crap.Stop being a dickhead and cover your trap.

Why did Trump force Gohmert to take that accursed Covid test?

If Gohmert had just refused to take the test, he never would have gotten the virus, right?

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Oh well, 99% of the cases are harmless, right?

Loonie Gohmert may be in for the toughest struggle he has ever faced. I’ll leave him to face it without judgement from me. If any one on his staff should die from his stupidity he should survive he ought to be judged in a court of law.

Dumbest man in Congress.

What kind of constituency would elect this guy over and over? Have they no shame? Have they no brains? Is he the representative of the Stupid?

Dumber than a mud fence….

@brwydave & @ Patjade — Gohmert’s district has reelected him repeatedly … Apathy? Stupidity? Or?

I think Louie has been pounding more that the space in front of him at the Congressional hearing.

Cain and Ghomert – evolution at work. Yeah! Evolution!.

After trump and his appointees, I am truly surprised, horrified really, to be discovering that so many MANY Americans are truly ignorant! Anti-science, overly-religious, prone to baseless conspiracy theories, willing to believe whatever they see in ads, on Twitter and simply DO NOT THINK! How many of these immigrants coming to this country have high hopes for their children to get a good education?

If you conducted half the pregnancy tests, there would be half the pregnancies!

Republicans: putting The Onion out of business since 2001

It’s people like Gohmert that have enabled the ignorant, crackpot monster we have in the White House. Speaking of crackpots, calling Dr. Stella, we have a new patient for you. Let me guess about the treatment. Take two Hydroxi’s and call me in three weeks. Full disclosure. I didn’t even go to med school.

I think I got acid indigestion from hearing him say that. Oh. Sorry. That actually makes sense.

If Louie Gohmert has to be rushed to the ER they’ll refer to him as Louie “GOMER” a term for losers. It means “GET OUT of MY EMERGENCY ROOM”

Herman Cain, Republican Presidental Candidate, died today from Covid-19 after attending a Trump rally.

(I apologize for re-posting this, but it’s so appropriate…)

I’ve been a big fan, so to speak, of Louie Gohmert, since he wasfeatured, so to speak, on The Colbert Report:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2c5bif

Louie even has his own page on a Wiki:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Louie_Gohmert

Whenever I see a nose directly over a face mask I think that’s like using a condom with the tip cut out.

Someone should tell the woman in the cartoon that it’s her partner who should be using the condoms.

He got it from not washing his hands, masks prevent him from giving it to someone else.