Phil Hands for July 28, 2020

Too bad we have not had any from the top.

“It’s a Democratic hoax which will go away at some point. After everyone dies, I will finally be right about it.”

Did he REALLY say that? That’s excellent news! He’s never spoken the truth yet…

(semi-smile)

Another cartoon Trump Disciples cannot understand.

The 150,000+ are just collateral damage in the ☠resident’s war on unfair [to business] establishment government health/safety laws/regulations that hurt corporations’ bottom line … now that it has been clearly established that they are people. Wage-earners should be proud to return to work and make a sacrifice for the sake of the economy.

Surprise !

Ha ha. The hoax is on you.

…….In an unearthed interview from 1997, Donald Trump claimed he was a “brave soldier” for avoiding STDs during his single years in the late ’90s.

“It’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It’s like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider,” Trump said in the interview when Howard Stern asked how he handled making sure he wasn’t contracting STDs from the women he was sleeping with.

The business-mogul-turned-politician elaborated on the fact in the interview, calling women’s vaginas “potential landmines” and saying “there’s some real danger there.” ————————————————————————————

After all those years dodging those “potential landmines,” it would sure be a shame if his dear “Kung Flu” brought down King Dong…

Just thinning the herd of the slow and stupid….

“Trump has always said so, it was the media that took his words out of context”. Blame the media.

STD =Stop the Donald.

The virus is a very bad hoax – just look at my poll numbers.

I’m not entirely sure which particular “rock” the M.A.G.A. idiot has been living under, but wit 4.38 million confirmed cases and 150,000 deaths recorded, it’s a bit hard to refer to the outbreak as a “Hoax”, although they still refer to the 2016 Russian election interference as the Russian hoax, though we indicted over 30 people so I guess there ARE people THAT stupid.

I approve whole-heartedly of the president’s acknowledgement. It only took six months, the arrival of warm weather (with no disappearance yet), and over 145,000 dead Americans. Now that we’ve admitted it’s not a hoax, how about some leadership instead of denials?

The president is still boating down D’Nile as evidenced by the daily statements he makes even with truth biting him in the butt.

No.. he miss spoke… or lied.. or joked.. it’s hard to tell, when trump speaks just how to interpret his speeches. One is far better tuning to state TV (aka Fox News) to get the translated version.

Well, yous guys knows its always about him all da time? Did’n ya?

This comic is FAKE NEWS.

The Trumpublican cultists know that when he’s speaking in that halting monotone that he’s (barely) reading a prepared statement, and they can ignore it because he doesn’t really mean it.

So they know that the “Kung Flu” is just a big hoax – and to disregard whatever words someone stuffed in their GREAT ONE’s mouth.

They are antimaskers to the end. Our end, probably!

The hoax is whatever is coming out of Dear Leader’s mouth…

Check out the story of a house party in Jersey suburbia that had like 700 people in attendance.

https://abc7ny.com/airbnb-coronavirus-covid-19-jackson-party-house/6337140/

The actual hoax will be over on Jan 20, 2021.

That was last week, bubba… try to keep up.

Herman Cain on oxygen after a month https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2020/07/28/getting-better-herman-cain-oxygen-after-being-hospitalized-covid-19/5529973002/

Herman Cain dead: https://www.axios.com/herman-dies-coronavirus-5af21554-24dc-48a9-ab21-b750465aff4e.html