Matt Davies for July 27, 2020

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    Sharont6  over 3 years ago

    He obviously didn’t pass this test…

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    brwydave Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Aren’t we supposed to have five choices, not four? Or is that just the number of word we have to memorize? Let’s see: Doctor, Nurse, Teacher, Goon, Trump. Did I get it right?

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That test is WAY too difficult for trump.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    The orange blob on the left is not needed at all, it makes everything worse.

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    ferddo  over 3 years ago

    Trump read that as “most needed”…

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ah, but you see, the “armed goon” is eminently necessary; he (or she) is part of the sideshow Trump is using to convince any leftover idiots, morons and imbeciles to cast a ballot for Trump in the upcoming election.

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    dkolsen1125 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, without the leader buffoon there would be no armed goon; the doctors and nurses would have been thoroughly consulted; the contact tracers would have been early and effective. So, in a pandemic ditch the buffoon and let the pros get to work.

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    Ginny Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Are we at the beginning of a civil war? Us against the Carrot?

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    Ally2005  over 3 years ago

    Trump is getting the hang of these tests. He knows that in every situation an armed goon is priority one. The other three just give him bad numbers.

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    charliekane  over 3 years ago

    . . . unless you want to distract from the pandemic itself.

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    Name something smarter than you profess to be.

    “People, man, woman, camera, TV.”

    That’s a good start…

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    The Love of Money is . . .  over 3 years ago

    Better pay somebody to take the test Donnie. Time is running out on November 3rd.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Needed for what purpose? He has never given a rat’s patootie for anybody but himself† so HIS purpose is simply to somehow retain power. And sending in the Storm Troopers does several things: It looks good to his base, it gives them training for during or after the election, and it punishes people he hates (one of his pleasures).

    † He’s clearly very good at subverting people’s reasoning powers, somehow since otherwise intelligent people do sign up to work for him. Note, though, that this super-power has stopped working on bankers, which is why he has to roll over for Putin who is now financing his bankruptcies.

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    Andylit Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ironic. Davies fails the cognitive test for his attempt to conflate 2 very serious but completely unrelated topics.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    A: the one looking at the poster…

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    He tested cognegative.

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