Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 05, 2020

Well, he could have used the white-porcelain throne.

A wheelchair will suit him better.

One Official English Throne is part The Stone of Destiny. I can imagine a thick coating of easy-to-clean paint across the Stone. And all the ancestors spinning in their graves.

It is a new torture device of the King. One must stand there with an attentive and respectful face while the King swings back and forth with the most annoying SQUEAKING.

Looks more comfortable, I always wanted to convert one into Kirk’s command chair. like in Mythbusters…

Painted? Not gilded?

You would think that nasty little runt would have a backup throne instead of a simple office desk chair…

With the chair that high that looks like a long jump down for him!

Is that one of those ergonomic chairs?

Rodney has taken a knee. He must hate Id, its flag, fighting forces, and the King. Off with his head!!!

The Fink doesn’t even rate an adjustable-height replacement?

All that glitters is not gold…

Probably can’t get that thing to ratchet up any higher, can you?

The decline from monarch to an executive comes with the ability to recline. Worth it sometimes.

Little wonder that the Fink seemed to be on a roll lately!

King’s Home Office.

as he rolls right off onto his face

Well they did a great job shining the floor so I expect they’ll do a good job repainting his throne. Will paint stick to porcelain? Given that they’re repainting it I guess it doesn’t stick for very long!

can your throne spin and roll and go weeeee!! ?

Oh, and he can spin around if he wants! Weee!

A throne is where the seat of power resides.