Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for August 05, 2020

She’s threatening to shoot arrows at you or your café?

That pun hurts so much that I’d say she’s more of an aunt agonist.

Oh! My sides! Where’s my kidney belt?

Whoa, the worst kind! Antifa?

I’m sure with social media, she was auntie viral….

Groan! Your puns are always hard to digest before I’ve finished at least one cup of coffee. It calls for an Aunty Acid….

I give up. I’m crying, “Uncle!”

Grooooan!!!

Good one! :)

Boo! :D

Auntagonist.

Not a pun, just a bad attempt at a joke.

She’s the furthest thing from romantic/ and she seems to be growing frantic/ she’s not violent yet/ (which she’d come to regret)/it appears that his aunt is just “antic”.