Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 30, 2020

Someone might be totally hacked.

Someone may be totally dull.

he’s so sweaty he’s shining…

There’s Johnny.

He doesn’t seem to be dull quite yet though.

Wendy! I’m home.

He needs to put a shine on those axes.

Ask him for a nickle son.

I hope your name is not Johnny !

Whatta hack job.

“Heeeeeres Johnny!”

Homer Simpson: Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of… No TV and no beer make Homer something, something.

Marge: Go crazy?

Homer Simpson: Don’t mind if I do!

Does this "Jack’ remind me of the “Jack” who a demon marooned in the far future?

Lumberjacked?

if you’re curious what he’s on about, don’t axe…

Someone did a hatchet job on that joke.

Don’t axe what’s going on here because you can’t handle the truth