While I am no believer in fortune tellers (and never saw the point in them even if they knew the future), the spirit of fairness requires it to be said that none of them ever claims to know everything that will happen. Their general claims are (and yes, it varies), that they can connect with the other side in some manner and receive specific insights into specific people’s lives, usually by requesting a presence from the other side to assist in finding that insight. I know, I know, it’s just a joke, but we do have to be fair.
Without taking time to really read the sign, I first thought it said “Due to unforseen circumcisions…” but, I didn’t write that, because I thought it would have been cut.
TStyle78 over 3 years ago
I guess she isn’t that good after all. Probably should go see someone else.
i_am_the_jam over 3 years ago
Old joke.
cdward over 3 years ago
While I am no believer in fortune tellers (and never saw the point in them even if they knew the future), the spirit of fairness requires it to be said that none of them ever claims to know everything that will happen. Their general claims are (and yes, it varies), that they can connect with the other side in some manner and receive specific insights into specific people’s lives, usually by requesting a presence from the other side to assist in finding that insight. I know, I know, it’s just a joke, but we do have to be fair.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Madam Curry forgot she had a hair appointment and to take her malfunctioning globe in for a checkup…
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Every time I think of fortune tellers I think of Larry Talbot and the gypsy in The Werewolf.
Albert Sims Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is Madam Curry Adam Curry’s mother?
daleandkristen over 3 years ago
To much Curry the night before?
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Her magic 8 ball said ‘vision unclear’.
tinstar over 3 years ago
Without taking time to really read the sign, I first thought it said “Due to unforseen circumcisions…” but, I didn’t write that, because I thought it would have been cut.
g.iangoodson over 3 years ago
Methuselah was a spring chicken when that joke died.
fstop8 over 3 years ago
then there is the going out of business sign on the fortune tellers building.