Pickles by Brian Crane for April 18, 2011

Save on your water bill Opal and get in with Earl.

No no, not that…Earl’s depressed enough already.

seeing that old bitty naked, might make him downright suicidal!

Earl you could have lit some candles to make it romantic.

Seeing Opal naked in the shower would be much worse worse than seeing his own body. If it were me, I think I’d poke my eyes out. Very bad idea, Llewellenbruce.

Anybody remember the difference between n-a-k-e-d and nekkid? Well, n-a-k-e-d is when you are not wearing any clothes and nekkid is when you are not wearing and clothes and you are up to no good.

Little Johnson…

To those who are convinced that Opal would be horrifying in the shower, the eyes of love are remarkably beautifying. For a couple who have grown old together as Earl and Opal have, looking at each other would be a pleasure, no matter what their physical shape or how we might see them.

Ah heck, JanCinVV, you just ruined all our fun.

Amen, JanCinVV. Do we see a difference here (in the posts) between men and women in the way they think?

Yes I see the difference in the posts. (The men aren’t delusional.)

I do relate to brother Earl.

Good choice, Earl.

Jtpozenel, and this is a good thing?

Silly guys…why do you think our eyesight starts to fade right about the time gravity takes over.