Clay Bennett for July 19, 2020

That’s where he keeps his Adderall (since he is not cognizant of what any of it means).

An adult doesn’t need constant validation.

Only such a small trophy could make his hand look big by comparison.

The Disciples still believe he’s a genius.

Of course, they also believe testing causes Covid cases.

Talk about ‘Every kid wins a trophy’.

He scores a 100% in the Psychopath Test…

Trump was expecting a Nobel, but he’ll take this instead. He can put this on his trophy shelf along with his diploma from Trump University. The rest of the shelf is just open space.

Wonder who actually took the test this time. Who could be as ugly.

If you’ve never seen the test in question, you can view it here:

https://www.parkinsons.va.gov/resources/MOCA-Test-English.pdf

As you’ll see, even a competent five-year-old could probably pass it. And yet Trump constantly brags about how he aced it. Says a lot.

The rattling sound is the 2 peas that make up Trumpie the Clown’s sick brain! ( I give more credit for brains than Trumpie the Clown deserves)

So he could tell the difference between an elephant and a donkey two out of three tries, could count to five without removing his mittens, and could read words of two syllables or less and seven letters.

That’s quite the achievement for Dear old Don the Demented.

It is easy to get a perfect score on a test if you know all the questions ahead of time. The doctor said he was not planning on giving trump a mental cognitive test but trump requested that specific test to prove he was not senile. So trump had plenty of time to prepare or if he was too lazy to study he could have just ordered the doctor to report he got a perfect score like he reported he was 6’3" and 239 lbs.

I took that test a few years back after I had a stroke. Piece of CAKE. No wonder he passed…if he did.

Ol’ Punkinhead, the essence of ignorance, doesn’t know about the Montreal Protocols of 1990. Otherwise one of the deflections he would put in play against COVID-19 (and every other bridge he’s burning) would be a return to use of CFC’s and HCFC’s. Oops — I just let the cat out of the bag.

Want to guess what’s printed on the bottom of the award?

there’s also the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test for dementia … maybe he got his participation trophy for that … that would explain a lot …

Doctors and Proctors can be bought – and they have – see: bone spurs, healthiest presidential candidate ever, height and weight measurements, SAT’s.

Fake News liar Trump would win the evil brain contest.

If he claims he aced it, he probably failed.

Apparently Republicans want to keep the USA closed and they want you to die trying to reopen it. Why would anyone vote for them?

Trump attempting to block billions in new funding for Covid-19 testing

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/07/trump-attempting-to-block-billions-in-new-funding-for-19-testing-report/

Mr. Bennett: Nice job. But, maybe that dewlap could have been a bit more pronounced.

Good one, Mr. Clay!

It is SO TINY!

A trophy is a trophy.. size does not matter.. and as trump don’t read he can imagine it to be anything..

Like usual, Trump doesn’t allow the public to see his actual test and results… expects us to “trust him” on his “accomplishment” despite his history of lying…

I’m getting so tired of winning.

“I see a doggie and a horsie!” “Very good, Donald. Here’s a cheeseburger.”

An analyst on CNN just pointed out, the cognitive test is used to identify the early stages of dementia or Alzheimer’s.

So what was it that prompted Trump’s doctors or those around him to feel that this test was necessary at this time? What behaviors is he displaying that there is concern that he is cognitively impaired?

There’s an election coming, we have a right to know what is wrong with his cognitive capabilities.

Spot on Clay ♥♥ Funny!

And he barely qualified for that award because he spelled Trumplethinskin wrong.

I’d like to see the results from Joe’s test(s). Or has he walked that back?

Is it safe for Donny to have such a small toy? It’s a choking hazard.

What Mr. Bennet is ignoring here is that not only did Trump pass this test, he also once managed to drink water from a glass with only one hand without dribbling on his tie. That may not be very remarkable for normal people, but for Trump this is worth a standing ovation!