Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 01, 2020

I think it’s got something to do with a butter knife and vegemite.

He’s not spread out wide enough if she can find room on that couch.

No, don’t start nagging now!

it’s being selfish

Not to be confused with ‘Secretary Spread’. At least not if you value your life.

For half the population, life is a 7×24 wedgie.

Oy!

C’mon, give the guy a break. He’s in his 33rd trimester.

Neither Mansplaining nor Wosplaining works on either sex. There’s a lot of SMH and RME in marriages, which is why mutual senses of humor is very important.

I think there is going to be some ex-splain soon.

It’s the best men can do to indicate size.. we.. don’t have the benefit of bras to enhance.. and society took the cod piece away years ago.

Agitatered the couch potato.

Smack him in the ….. guaranteed he’ll close his legs…. while he rolls on the floor.

I stink.

Do it Lucy!!!

Let me show you how vulnerable that makes you.

Wide he do that?

If she gets squeezed by a guy on either side, is that a “sandwich spread”?

She needs to bring him a nice pitcher of iced tea and then oooops….

If he’s more than a “foot” wide, he deserves what he gets.

I thought a man spread was a table laden with lunchmeats, cheeses, chips and desserts. (No vegetables!)