Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 29, 2020

I’ve only two suits which I don’t wear that often.

I have a sport coat, no suits.

I bearly have any suits in my closet.

In my case, six suits, none of which fit.

Suit = Lawyer’s Uniform ;-)

Got rid of my suits when I retired 16 years ago.

… different sizes, and ALL too small!

Bought a suit for my youngest daughters wedding, and wore twice after that; for my oldest daughters wedding and my dad’s funeral 17 years ago. Been well over a year since I wore a sport coat. Doubt the suit fits anymore.

I have a same sized friend who brings back custom suits from Singapore every two years. I get the old ones. Don’t like the colour or style but they are free and they fit.

My husband thinks he may be able to fit the smaller sizes once more-he is delusional there.

Still have a few ties but they’ll probably look weird with the golf shirts and track pants.

He must mean only one suit in 6 sizes, otherwise he would have 36 suits.

The last time my dad (RIP) bought a suit was for my sister’s wedding 40-some years ago. We’d arrived at church & were about to walk into the sanctuary when someone (not him) noticed it still had all the tags on it!

Amen

Pluggers are morbidly obese.

So I am now, an office Plugger…

My husband has a really nice suit that he tried on a couple of weeks ago to see if he could wear it to our granddaughter’s wedding. He’s lost a lot of weight in the past couple of years, and he could now wear it as a double breasted jacket. Salvation Army here it comes.

He didn’t say we wear them, we just have them. I’ve been holding mine so that when they come back in style I can donate them.