Mike Luckovich for July 14, 2020

I’m pretty sure he’s only orange on his face and maybe arms. And I’m very thankful that I don’t have any evidence either way about my supposition.

BARF!!!!!!!

The Orange runs deep, and everywhere. Just like his dementia and deception.

Emperor Norton 1’s picture was on a billboard that said, “DO YOU MISS ME YET ?”

Everybody did without some knowing who he was excluding the educated.

Well, you can imagine what the cold weather is doing to him, what with the shrinkage factor and all!!

And it was all over the news, drowning out everything else.

Better put a mask on his brain, if you really want to Make America Safe Again

I have to wonder, will he wear one again?

Great! First masks, now blindfolds?!!!

Here’s a weird thought. Perhaps Don Juan is going out in a blaze of glory intentionally. He expects to lose – maybe even wants to lose – knows he is only going to have this power for another six months, so he is not even going to pretend to care about “norms” and “customs.” He has decided to be the most corrupt, the most blatant, the most venal, irredeemable boor he can be. His true, unrestrained self. “You’re going to dump me, so I’m going to show you just how BAD I can be.”

Please cover your nads, Bluto. You are frightening the mosquitoes.

Which reminds me as it should remind his supporters, the virus did not go away with the warmer weather, it seems to be getting worse. Maybe they have selective memories, if any at all.

It’s to mask his fat.

I never really thought about it before, but it would be difficult to assassinate this guy. The bullet would have to penetrate at least 24 inches of pure lard before it reached a vital organ. And then without a heart to hit, the injury wouldn’t be fatal anyway.

“The emperor has no clothes,” cried the boy. “Fake news,” replied the emperor. And the emperor’s minions set about destroying the boy’s credibility, using social media and attack ads.

If he’s really so “YUGE”, where is it? Stormy needs to write a book.

If Trump bent over far enough to see past his gut and look at his nether regions, he’d fall over.

AAGGGHHH, BLEACH MY EYES, BLEACH MY EYES!

Hard to unsee that image

The mask is called the Republican Party, it needs to be stripped off in November.

Plenty of dark, moist folds for the mushroom to grow…

Conservative commentators saying how “manly/studly” PINO Trump looked wearing a mask and how foolish various Dems look with theirs. Talk about desperation.

THERE WILL BE NIGHTMARES.

“Suppose an emperor was persuaded to wear a new suit of clothes whose material was so fine that, to the common eye, the clothes weren’t there. And suppose a little boy pointed out this fact in a loud clear voice . . . Then you have The Story Of The Emperor Who Had No Clothes. But if you knew a bit more, it would be The Story Of The Boy Who Got A Well-Deserved Thrashing From His Dad For Being Rude To Royalty, And Was Locked Up. Or The Story Of The Whole Crowd That Was Rounded Up By The Guards And Told ‘This Didn’t Happen, Okay? Does Anyone Want To Argue?’”

Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time (©2001).

It’s twue! It’s twue!

 World Records in Ball Dropping

2001-08-06 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US” • Bush did nothing.

2001-09-11 • 5 weeks after PDB • 9/11 attacks • Death toll: 2,977

2020-01-07 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Analysts concluded [coronavirus] could be a cataclysmic event.” • Trump did nothing.

2020-03-11 • WHO declared a global pandemic.

2020-04-15 • Trump suspended US funding of WHO.

2020-07-14 • 27 weeks after PDB • US death toll: 138,291

For comparison • Korean War (33,686) + Vietnam War (58,220) + Afghan War (7,970): 99,876

Now past • WW1: 116,516

Future targets • WW2 (418,500) • Civil War (~620,000) • Spanish flu (~675,000)

The Emperor’s nude “clothes”. Mask-are-aid? Nope!

That’s a stunt double!

Now you know why “Peeping Tom” went blind in the God-gifu story.

He’s still anti-science. He doesn’t have a hadron!

I think the whole thing was a PR stunt and he’ll never wear one again