Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    I take it nap by nap.

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    Pig must be a Doobie Brothers fan.

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    Valerie Bertinelli took it one day at a time. The Doobie Brothers took it minute by minute.

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    Notaspy  over 3 years ago

    If you go second by second, you can get continuous gratification.

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    Caldonia  over 3 years ago

    Ha! Pig is reading Goat’s note, without an invitation, for a change. Serves you right, Goat!

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Time flies when you’re having fun.

    (Though it’s hard for most people to have much fun while timing flies).

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    ChristopherHeckman  over 3 years ago

    “I try to take it one day at a time, but several days ganged up on me all at once.”

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    Kurtass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “One day at a time”. Isn’t that an AA thing?

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Is it lunchtime already, Pig? I’d like some pork or bacon.

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    COL Crash  over 3 years ago

    Well then Pig, isn’t it time you really got up to speed?

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    I try to take it one femtosecond at a time then I have time to correct my mistakes

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    hammytech  over 3 years ago

    Secret to Success? keep your goals easy…

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    Pig you are making the day longer than it has to be ;-) … Croc Power !

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    keep your expectations low and you’ll soon realize that they weren’t low enough…

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    One minute down, 1439 to go.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Doom and gloom….

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    This is really sad.

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    diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I prefer alternate reality to this recent strip bent

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Minute by minute sounds too much like a phone plan. I’ll stick with day by day.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pig’s strong to the finish cuz he eats up minutes.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  over 3 years ago

    What then is time? (In the time of Covid)

    If no one asks me, I know; if I want to explain it to someone who does ask me, I do not know. Yet I state confidently that I know this: if nothing were passing away, there would be no past time, and if nothing were coming, there would be no future time, and if nothing existed, there would be no present time. How then can these two kinds of time, the past and the future be, when the past no longer is and the future as yet does not be? But if the present were always present, and would not pass into the past, it would no longer be time but eternity. Therefore, if the present, so as to be time, must be so constituted that it passes into the past, how can we say that it is, since the cause of its being is the fact that it will cease to be? Does it not follow that we can truly say that it is time, only because it tends towards non-being? St. Augustine, Confessions, Book 11

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    darcyandsimon  over 3 years ago

    Is it just me, or does Mr. Pastis seem to suffer from depression? I mean it. There is nothing even vaguely funny in this comic any more. Not preaching, just hoping he can come out of it.

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    mfrasca  over 3 years ago

    You only do two days, the day you go in quarantine and the day you get out.

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    ocarol7 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Some days are like that… One breath at a time…….

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    “Another one bites the dust”!

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    I take it day by day… i’m 26019 days old

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    Phaeton51  over 3 years ago

    Slow readers, savor the moment!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 3 years ago

    ’Toon Boy … get yourself some help.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Carpe diem. ,Pig : Time fades away .

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    magdala666  over 3 years ago

    Whatever it takes to get through!

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    You’ll wear yourself out with all that timekeeping, Pig. Day-by-day is fine enough….

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Remember when Pig was the optimist in this strip?

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    rgcviper  over 3 years ago

    Minute by minute, huh? The Doobie Brothers would be proud …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWaj0_jYGlY

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