Scott Stantis for June 28, 2020

Thump! (No bounce.)

Are not “rocket” recoveries supposed to go up

Getting harder to find someone to blame and have a soft landing…

“Five months after the novel coronavirus was first detected in the United States, a record surge in new cases is the clearest sign yet of the country’s historic failure to control the virus — exposing a crisis in governance extending from the Oval Office to state capitals to city councils.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/with-trump-leading-the-way-americas-coronavirus-failures-exposed-by-record-surge-in-new-infections/2020/06/27/bd15aea2-b7c4-11ea-a8da-693df3d7674a_story.html

Hopefully no trampoline beneath him. Mr. Biden just needs to keep on campaigning on Hair Gropingfuror’s record on just about everything.

Is Tiny really a “dead cat”? We will find out when we see how high he bounces.

Will it be a SPLAT or a Bounce,either way it’s worth laughing at!,

Sure hope he fell from the Empire State Building. The top of Rump Tower would work too.

Thanks to whoever told him to bungee jump with his tie.

I’ve always heard it’s not the fall that gets you. It’s that abrupt stop that hurts.

Don’t count your chickens. Get out the vote.

It is important to remember that ALL Republicans* joined in the suppressing ALL evidence of his extortion of Ukraine with his ‘perfect’ phone call

AND

have completely approved of his refusal to respond to the pandemic while supporting all of his LIES and sabotaging of states’ efforts to respond to it.

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Republicans* also join in every effort to take health care away from anyone who can’t pay for it.

Trump would NEVER jump. He probably pushed someone else out and they held on. to him.

I hope there’s something nice and sturdy attached to the other end of that tie.

(I was just noticing how Stantis’ logo comic featuring Colin Kaepernick has really not aged well. I wonder how long before he changes it? I imagine he’l change it before Stiglich changes his.)

So much winning – 120,000 dead – so far. Notice how well-protected he is in the White House.

I wonder how good life would be if all politicians were paid minimum wage, with merit raises from time to time. They could have an office provided, and basic necessities, but the actual pay would be minimal. That would mean that the pols were really altruistic. But no… to quote Mel Brooks, “We’ve got to protect our phony baloney jobs!”

The country is in free fall thanks to incompetent greedy and racist Republicans.

Let’s hope the end of that Red Rope is tied to something Sturdy.