M2Bulls by Marty Two Bulls Sr. for June 23, 2020

Love it.

He’s stuck it to us, individually and in groups so often and so hard that I don’t even feel slightly bad about my schadenfreude regarding his “rally”.

Que the ending credit music from TV’s “The Incredible Hulk”. Now we just gotta get him into a lifetime orange jumpsuit at the fed pen.

Aw! What will poor Narcissus do now that the mirror broke?

Maybe he’ll go back to “interpreting” the medical expert’s advice on a daily basis.

That rat looks tired. So does that thing on the top of his head.

I can see him walking into a bar and saying “Bartender, gimmie a hydroxychloroquine on the rocks, and make it a double!”

The infamous ‘walk of shame’ afterwards.

Sock it to me…

Goin’ down the river

With my lily liver

And I wished I had delivered

But I do believe they meant it

When they told me I’d regret it

And I do so bigly sweat it

They’ll see me as a dirty hound

When the truth goes around

Goin’ down

Goin’ down

Wakin’ up to tweet

‘Hate on Democracy in the street’

I’d like to pretend I didn’t cheat

But I forgot to save some cash

And it’s so hard rob white trash

I’m pretty sure I’m gonna crash

And I knew I should have made me lose

It’s front page news

Goin’ down

Goin’ down

I wish I had another job

It wouldn’t be so hard to rob

I should have taken time to think

Besides I got the picture straight

Putin must have had another date

I didn’t need this extra weight

I wish that I could see my favorite whore

Don’t want no more

Goin’ down

I’m goin’ down

And now I see the life I led

All my ideas came from Fred

I should have learned to read instead

And now it’s really got me stumped

I can’t believe the way I slumped

I’d like to get that Biden bumped

I can’t believe they believe I’m tough

I’ve suffered enough

Goin’ down

Goin’ down

I wish I looked before I ran

I didn’t know they’d bust my scam

Been down before, I didn’t get caught

Doesn’t anybody stay bought?

This D.C. scene is gettin’ cold

I’m hungry, sleepy, fat and old

They told me to govern nice

I should have taken their advice

I only want to go on home

I’d gladly leave politics alone

What a way to end my life

If I can I’ll keep causin’ strife

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Mr. Two Bulls, having watched Masterskrain’s link, I must say your capture of Trump’s expression and posture were great! More devastating than the general grotesques of Trump!

I wish I could give it more likes.

Oh, and of course, the hair critter is also well done!

Mr. Two Bulls just the nailed Trump’s official presidential portrait.

Last night, one of the TV talking heads suggested the look on his face was like Wile E Coyote after a boulder fell on him in a Roadrunner cartoon. He had about the same look when he came out of that one-on-one meeting with Putin in Helsinki. Big difference is that his tie was dragging this time.

Marty, VERY well done!

I’ve seen deer in the headlights look more excited. They didn’t know they’d soon be road kill like Trump.

Trump broke his Maga toy.

Mr. Two Bulls, it ain’t over til it’s over! Don’t count your escaping rats before the hatches are fully opened. :-o

Great job Marty. You picked up his look as he walked away from the presidential helicopter the night of the rally.

Well done, Mr. Two Bulls!

Can’t get any better than this! Kudos!

And it’s everybody’s fault except his…

Is he tired of winning yet?

“Not sad because you lost me,

But sad because you thought it was cool to be sad.”—Dido

No matter who you are, you have to admit that he sure does dumb things sometimes. How could any reasonably conscious person not know that the President of the United States will be filmed in public? So his “rally” was a bust and he’s feeling low, and now he comes hang dawg back to Washington and lets the whole world see him slouching by — in an election year. Dumb.

Politics aside, we really can’t have dumb presidents — even if they are tricky enough to fool some of the people some of the time.

Most excellent rendering of the defeated ♥

Marty. What will you do when Fake and Bake is gone?