Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 07, 2020
July 06, 2020
July 08, 2020
Transcript:
what do the buttons on Darth Vaders chest do? Pops off helmet Capslock bottle opener OI WAN proximity detector Caffeine injection order pepperoni pizza next/previous am/fm volume control for breathing sound follow twitter light side/dark side swicthe
Ida No almost 4 years ago
That pretty much covers it. Ver. 2.0 includes wifi power level and the auto-pants drop button for when he needs to use the toilet.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 4 years ago
Where’s the button that plays his intro music?
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
Only pepperoni?
kartis almost 4 years ago
Did anyone ever think of just walking up and changing his settings? I guess no one wanted to push his buttons….nerk nerk nerk.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Next track…the music of John Williams, I enjoy.
TrixieinDixie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Which calls his dad to come pick him up?
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sometimes I wish that comics got more exposure. This is very clever and a lot of people would appreciate it.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
can’t believe there’s no ‘unfriend’ button…
dlsickels1959 almost 4 years ago
Darth Vader must have walk-up music!!
dbwindhorst almost 4 years ago
No MedicAlert button? I would that “My son sliced off my prosthetic hand in poetic retribution and I can’t get up!” would come in…useful.