Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 31, 2020

You can paid for that? Maybe as a weed killer.

Dream big. Aim low.

“Can I hump your leg?”

R Kelly, is that you?

I wanted to quit one job by peeing on my bosses desk and taking a dump in is top drawer

One of trumphole’s favorites.

Hey, that’s my dream job, too!

My wife says, “Men use toilets the same way dogs use fire hydrants.”

I was hoping to find out what the cat does for a living. :)

The peebrain’s all wet.

The Lassie Philosophy

If you can’t eat it or screw it, piss on it