Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 10, 2020

Why not a kindergarten ?

Make it into a glorified boarding school where the rich send their troubled kids — like the New York Military Academy.

Just leave well enough alone. I don’t remember 99% of what I learned in college anyway. On a related note, the University of Texas frequently sends out snail mail hitting up alumni for donations. If they had back all they’ve spent hitting me up, to which I never respond, they could fund a pretty good scholarship. Fun observation: the wall to the left of the president in frame 2 is roughly the shape of the state of Texas.

I don’t really agree with their school of thought.

Just call it a remedial high school and be done with it. Parents will love paying for it, I’m sure.

I suppose that is indeed an option. On any stairs the last step down is the first step up.

A college in some countries is a high school. Some U.S college’s have dropped the word college and changed it to universities to attract international students that wouldn’t come it they see the word college.

We used to call the local junior college “high school with ashtrays”.

Change the name to Walden Christian Academy and Betsy Wetsy DeVoss will give you millions of Federal Education Dollars, Tax Free.