Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 10, 2020

Ralph’s a no show today.

Well, you should burn …….somewhere not nice…….for such oniphilic ignorance and lack of grace.

A “nice merlot” is an oxymoron.

Poof! Of course he can, but it won’t stop your whining.

Water you talking about?

I don’t drink alcohol, could you turn this bottle of wine into water?

I almost forgot, “Jesus misses the water glass”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q95QlRq09nE

Does our Lord and Savior do any craft brewing?

Zap, you’re a nice merlot.

I’d like to try the Zacchaeus Cellars Zinfandel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o1VB8JxmjEreality check song

Christian Brothers ?

Hey isn’t HE supposed have those pretty hair curls, noticeably dark skin, and shorter?

Great name for a winery name.

Boo !

This is VERY blasphemous.

Ralph probably needs a day off once in a while like everyone else.