Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 08, 2020

Look out Ralph there’s a lady squirrel checking you out.

He took a downward spiral ever since he stopped playing bass for The Police.

Ummm I don’t think you were falsely accused…you’re out for one thing…honey combs….and you bite any head off that gets in your way….am I right? Huh? Huh?

I suppose this would explain why he isn’t dead.

Beats that praying mantis in the women bugs prison. She bit off her husband’s head after they had sex.

“I had my lawyer plea bargain it down to Assault with Intent to Maim.”

I’m just a soul who’s intentions are good

he’s being obtuse

Was he arrested in a sting operation?

Interesting prisoner arrangement considering murdering hornets kill honey bees and killer bees are honey bees.