Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 03, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Thanks, Pig. A little sanity would also be good.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 4 years ago

    Nope. You need tape and glue.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 4 years ago

    Sing along with Sherlock: “What the world needs now is love, sweet love…”

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    I’d like to build the world a home

    And furnish it with love

    Grow apple trees and honey bees

    And snow white turtle doves

    I’d like to teach the world to sing

    In perfect harmony

    I’d like to buy the world a coke

    And keep it company

    That’s the real thing.

    Comment inspired by Sherlock Watson

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    wiatr  almost 4 years ago

    I feel like I’m back in ’66 and the Beatles are singing “All We Need Is Love.”

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    ConnieEmbury1  almost 4 years ago

    Love!

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    Love? That’s even wackier than stupid optimism.

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    I see skies of blue / And clouds of white / The bright blessed day / The dark sacred night / And I think to myself / What a wonderful world /

    The colors of the rainbow /So pretty in the sky /Are also on the masks covering faces /Of people going by /I see friends waving hands /Saying, “How do you do?” /They’re really saying /“I love you”
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    JoanHelen  almost 4 years ago

    This gets my vote for best comic strip this week. Thank you. Stephan Pastis.

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    Pango Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This is a refreshing strip, considering the stuff that’s happen ing now

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Beatles song “All You Need is Love” comes to mind!

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    Yes, it’s true. All you need is love. Do you hear that, Antifa? Do you hear that, BLM? Do you hear that Democrats and Republicans?

    Do you think it can’t work? Think back, those of you who are old enough…ask your elders, those of you who are too young…1969…Woodstock…500,000 people celebrating together in peace and harmony, even in the face of ridiculously poor conditions.

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    WittyWeasel  almost 4 years ago

    Amen, Pig . . .

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    everett_r0  almost 4 years ago

    Sorry Pig, this one is gonna take more than a lot of love. Not sure just what else it’s gonna need, reason, compassion, empathy, science, the needless end of a lot more lives, or something else to horrible to imagine than none of us have thought of, but something more.

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    TampaFanatic1  almost 4 years ago

    Cue The Beatles “All You Need Is Love”……

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    I got the message, Pig.

    But one pig’s surfeit of Love is not going to solve this world’s problems—it won’t even come close. Sorry to be your Debbie Downer, but it is what it is….

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    grassler  almost 4 years ago

    Yes, the Beatles was the first thing that came to my mind too, but other posters remembered the other music from the era

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    grassler  almost 4 years ago

    I always liked the baritone horn solo in “What The World Needs Now”

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Gotta love Pig for his naive simplicity!

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It’s worth a try isn’t it, Everyone?

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago
    4th of July Picnic and Fireworks to spread the “Love” ! For those on this side of the pond have fun and be Loveable tomorrow ! Happy 4th of July ! … Croc Power !
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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Just remember, in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    Oh Pig, you’re such a sweetheart.

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    zerotvus  almost 4 years ago

    where’s Red Green and his duct tape?

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    Markov Da Robot  almost 4 years ago

    That has a quiet dignity to it.

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    lv2sew  almost 4 years ago

    “A new commandment I give you, love one another.” Jn 13:34. Jesus knew what he was doing. Legislating morality never works- the world is changed one person at a time. Pig got it.

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    laurasohn11  almost 4 years ago

    The greatest commandment in The Bible is to love your neighbor as yourself. So, Pig has it right

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    Dawn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Oh this is nice! Thank you.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 4 years ago

    All you need is love, love….Love is all you need. (If only).

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    royboy12  almost 4 years ago

    This strip has become much too pessimistic.

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    John Lennon told us it was all we need. Burt Bacharach told us the world needs it now. Sammy Fain said it was “a many splendored thing.” Another commodity in short supply these days, but so very, very welcome when, and if, you can find it.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Seems some don’t LOVE America ENOUGH TO GET IT WELL AGAIN!

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    skyriderwest  almost 4 years ago

    Great one, Stephan. If everyone showed a bit more love and compassion to those around them, we wouldn’t be in the spot we are right now.

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    cupertino jay  almost 4 years ago

    Some decades ago there was a naughty slapstick “eponymous” (look it up) bbc series BennyHill. Once, dressed as a dame, our leering host threw off the immortal line:“what’s this thing called, love?”

    back to back to back silly stuff like that, till he died.

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    ocarol7 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Thanks Pig (Stephan)-

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    will probably work just as well as thoughts and prayers

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    SusieB  almost 4 years ago

    That beautiful song, immediately popped in my head while reading this.

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    Northgalus2002  almost 4 years ago

    Today would have been my sister’s 63rd birthday. We lost her to cancer in March of 2017. I miss her so much. Now, we have thousands of people dead from a virus that we fumbled early on. But I am confident that we’ll ultimately defeat this thing. And by early 2021 or so, we’ll have vaccines and/or treatments available for the general public (after first responders and people in high risk groups getting first dibs). In the 2012 Democratic Convention, Joe Biden said, “It has never been a smart idea to bet against America!” I believe that still. We’ll get through this. In the meantime, let’s start concentrating on what unites us rather than divides us. We’ll sink or swim together.

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    IMPaul  almost 4 years ago

    “…and when you stop and think about it, you won’t believe it’s true that all the love you’ve been giving has all been meant for you.”

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    KeithRoman  almost 4 years ago

    Perhaps the world LOVES to fall apart. . . .

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    Bucinka  almost 4 years ago

    All you need is love. (And pizza.)

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    A nebula, concretion, a big chunk of schmutz in third place from a star, more crashing schmutz, everything molten, suddenly another gigantic stone out of left field and a moon appears, all mixed thoroughly, crusty surface welcomes ice balls out of nowhere, five or so billion years later we and our large cerebrums have come to destroy it all. Does make Mars look better and better.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 4 years ago

    “Make me a lullaby so sweet and fine

    That I can sing my weary world to sleep."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3wsSEueTs8

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    Natarose  almost 4 years ago

    This needs to be show to everyone!

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Enough of this ridiculousness. The world is not falling apart. We’ll set things right. Stop being a prophet of doom and gloom.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Cute, but utterly impractical.

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    dragonfury98  almost 4 years ago

    Only if it was that simple….

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    Buoy  almost 4 years ago

    Every voice can shout love from the rooftops, but until we deal with our own darkness, we ain’t getting anywhere.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  almost 4 years ago

    To the extent that love plays a role in human reproductive behavior, at 7.8 billion and rapidly rising toward 10 billion, we are loving ourselves out of existence.

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    Purple People Eater  almost 4 years ago

    Duct tape… Enough duct tape will hold anything together.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 4 years ago

    “Love” Trump ? “Love” McConnell?"“Love” Barr ? Graham ? Etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam…dream on.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 4 years ago

    ♪ ♫ All you need is love and understanding … ♪ ♫

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m afraid it is going to take more Coca Cola than is currently being produced…

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    driller  almost 4 years ago

    “All You Need is Love”

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    walstib Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Re: Lots of comments above about the song “All You Need Is Love”. Similarly, today is my wife’s birthday, so as she opened her card and present over breakfast, I played “When I’m 64” on CD. She liked it. We call it the Beatle birthday in our extended family. Yep, OK Boomers.

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    RC5  almost 4 years ago

    The second greatest commandment.

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    cageywayne  almost 4 years ago

    457 likes, including me. I haven’t seen so many likes. Deservedly so.

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    DanielVolkmann  almost 4 years ago

    “All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.”

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    33Angel  almost 4 years ago

    I love Pig…

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    AngoraRabbit13  over 3 years ago

    aww… pig you’re so sweet

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    Darkknight55  over 3 years ago

    We’re going to need some duck tape and more peanut butter. If you don’t get that, you didn’t have a childhood.

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    CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON  over 2 years ago

    no

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