The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 03, 2022
July 02, 2022
July 04, 2022
Transcript:
Man: Welcome television viewers and sports fans to the "First Annual Seniors' Curling Competition"! Woman: What makes this event so special, Jack? Man: Well, Jane, these seniors don't use the traditional curling stones... in keeping with the holidays, they're using... fruitcakes! Woman: The Elderpark team is on the ice. They look tough to beat! Man: The Idaho Cottontops think they're up to the challenge, Jane! Ludmilla Taykitova, superbly trained in the USSR, makes the first toss for Elderpark. The sweepers move in! Woman: Powerful shot, Jack! Man: First time I've seen a fruitcake penetrate a masonry wall, Jane.
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This is great.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ludmilla Taykitova? Is this the first reference to her last name? I like it!
BWR almost 2 years ago
You don’t want the fruitcake? Send it here (if it’s one that I like).
leonz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Collin Street Bakery, Corsicana. Texas