The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 28, 2022

Transcript:

Dusty: How much is this here vacuum cleaner, pardner? Man: We're offering a special on that model, sir! If you buy it on credit, you won't make a payment for a year! Dusty: Hmmm... how do YOU know I won't make a payment for a year? You been pryin' into my credit history? Man: Er... let me rephrase that, sir...