Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 15, 2020

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Wiz is experiencing the results of dinner – baked black and kidney bean pie; broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage and beef stew; with several loaves of bread and bottomless beer; followed with the apricot and raisins pie

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    juncarlo  almost 4 years ago

    No problem Blanch, as long as he is not possessed by a demon.

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Time to get a second blanket.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    She stole all the covers last night.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Now lets see what happens when he starts snoring. Or when he passes some wind.

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    carlosrivers  almost 4 years ago

    Why is he sleeping on one side of the bed, but the blanket is perfectly balanced?

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    Nice dream! I’m sure he wouldn’t mind having it more often!

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  almost 4 years ago

    I like the flying dream so much that I’ve been taking Viagra before I go to sleep.

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    The flying dream is one thing; the crash landing is another!

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    That’s the problem with being a wizard – so much one can do, so little time.

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    whenlifewassimpler  almost 4 years ago

    I had the “flying dream” a lot when I was younger.

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    krisannr.thompson  almost 4 years ago

    It reminds me of that song I’ll do anything for love but I won’t do that and coming from Wiz I believe it. I truly do.

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    vp  almost 4 years ago

    If dreams come true…

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Unless wiz took a certain herb that makes him fly

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    I knew it when you took all the covers…..

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    hariseldon59  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters.

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    andersjg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He had three bean burritos at Ricardo’s with Ziggy.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s about all the further I ever get off the ground in my dreams. Any higher and I’m falling!

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    And I thought only Clark Kent had this problem!

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    EARLGOODING  almost 4 years ago

    did anybody know that if your falling it means you have some sort of problem I can’t remember?

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    EARLGOODING  almost 4 years ago

    like if the answer is yes if no don’t like

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 4 years ago

    “Ever since you rewove that old carpet into my bedclothes.”

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