Jeff Stahler for June 03, 2020

I The am only your good president Democrat of is law a and dead order Democrat. Now I gotta put on my practiced Mussolini pout and grab this here thing and… someone use my sharpie and mark my right sleeve cuff…. go across the street to that church there and hold up this here thing with my right hand and let them take pictures. Start the assault on the citizens!! Sieg… er… seeya later.

Chapter 1: Learning to Body-Check Anyone Between You and the Cameras

Ghost written by Hope Hicks…

Is this maybe a dark comedy? Dr. Strangehate, maybe?

Uuuuuuuh, wasn’t really much of a photo op.

Actually he was holding a copy of ‘Mein Kampf’ – one of his favorite inspirational books!

I don’t really understand what he was trying to prove, anyway. Did somebody put him up to this, or was it another one of his own stupid ideas?

Is there any truth to the rumor that Evangelical Churches end their prayers with MAGA instead of Amen?

In the name of the Donald and of the Trump and of the Republican Party – MAGA.

What would Jesus do? Surely he would have called out the National Guard to tear gas away innocent people.

Calling out the military to quell riots is like hiring a bunch of people with shovels to clean out the elephant shit in your house while ignoring the elephant.

One headline said he went to church but did not pray. Which proves the assessment of his presidency: he never had a prayer.

There was nothing solemn about this moment.

Where was the National Emergency Alert System that was to interrupt my TV ? Nobody informed me that the Police, National Guard, Armed Forces would be using brutal force and tear gas to walk the Chosen One to a church for a photo-op ! Did he have the ‘football’ with the launch code?

That everyone saw the how and the why of this charade as it was played out was amazing. He really did’t care how it looked as long he got what he wanted.

Q: Why did the CHICKEN cross the road?

A: For a cheap Photo-op.

Just a guess.. but bet trump is unhappy with the fool that thought this a good idea.

The Episcopalians were not thrilled to have him use their church as a campaign op, nor were the Catholics the next day. He must be going to the wrong sects.

Trump will do anything to get his name in the headlines, that is why he is DEMANDING a YUGE republican national convection, even though the RNC has done all they could to ensure that he is their one and only nominee.

I’m sure those people won’t mind their sacred religion being co-opted by a racist non believer for strictly evil political purposes.

Wade through the tear gas, wade through the tear gas children…

Nut bag Trump acts like he is possessed by Satan.

Now Trump is holding the White House hostage with a military force.

The crazy never ends under vicious Republican regimes.

Peace on Earth! Fire at will towards men!

Yet another book he had ghostwritten…

Get your copy now. A signed copy available for $100!

The real reason behind Trump’s photo stunt. Look at Me!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/06/02/trump-wants-you-look-him/

Such a success, the event should be feature in his re-election campaign advertising.

The man shows up with a Bible and you turn it into something awful. When will the hate from the Left stop?

It’s correct in essence, just the wrong book. I suppose it doesn’t matter, but that wasn’t a Bible, it was a hymnal.

That must be the follow-up book to “The Art of the Con.”

One of that church’s associate Pastors was shot with a rubber bullet while the Police were clearing out the “Riff Raff”.

They were providing Drinking water to the Protestors on the steps of the church, so they were in Drumpfs way.

“This is an awful man, waving a book he hasn’t read, in front of a church he doesn’t attend, invoking laws he doesn’t understand, against fellow Americans he sees as enemies, wielding a military he dodged serving, to protect power he gained via accepting foreign interference, exploiting fear and anger he loves to stoke, after failing to address a pandemic he was warned about, and building it all on a bed of constant lies and childish inanity. – Robert Hendrickson, Rector, Saint Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church

He also went over to a Catholic Church and desecrated it, too.

Hypocrisy has been in full bloom since Rick Perry was named SEC of DOE. And going strong ever since. Why would we expect any different??

So when was the last time in history that an American president ordered the mobilization of the military against the nation’s citizenry? I am talking about the United States, not some Banana Republic.

Trump promised to Make America Great Again. What is so great about America being essentially under martial law? Remember that your Republican Senate choose to re-affirm Trump as their leader and their hero. GOP: Love Trump or leave it. They LOVE TRUMP but are nowhere to be found lately.

“The art of the photo op.”

I know art, and that ain’t it.