All he says is some nonsense phrase, like “U-lu-ru”…
There are ways she could ask that are more fraught with peril for him, especially if she had referenced particular geological features.
Do these jeans make my butte look like…
—Square Butte?
—Bear Butte?
—Elephant Butte?
—Devils Tower?
—Double Mountains?
He definitely should not tell her it looks like Shinarump.
And he might even win points if he refers to other specific buttes. He might say, “No, dear, it looks like Enchanted Mesa to me.”
And, P.S., I learned during a visit to Devils Tower that it is indeed “Devils” and not “Devil’s” Tower.
She’s more like the Grand Tetons!!
“No, they don’t (there’s no need to).”
“I’m enjoying the view (of the landscape).”
Jump. Just. Jump.
Kim?
Not if you live in Texas.
How about “No more than usual”. . . Will that work I wonder?
He’s in a tough position. He likes big buttes, and he cannot lie…
“I like big buttes and I cannot lie”…
That’s a small butte, compared to the rest of them.
I wonder if those three hundred pound women wearing yoga pants ever ask that question?
As perilous questions go, that’s a butte.
That’s a beaut, eh?
“Honey, when you wear them, you’re absolutely butte-ifull.”
No, not the jeans.
I think it’s the genes, not the jeans.
’They are only as large as your butt, dear.
Zip your lip or you’ll be in a mesa trouble.
Futabakun Premium Member almost 4 years ago
All he says is some nonsense phrase, like “U-lu-ru”…
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
There are ways she could ask that are more fraught with peril for him, especially if she had referenced particular geological features.
Do these jeans make my butte look like…
—Square Butte?
—Bear Butte?
—Elephant Butte?
—Devils Tower?
—Double Mountains?
He definitely should not tell her it looks like Shinarump.
And he might even win points if he refers to other specific buttes. He might say, “No, dear, it looks like Enchanted Mesa to me.”
And, P.S., I learned during a visit to Devils Tower that it is indeed “Devils” and not “Devil’s” Tower.
SHIVA almost 4 years ago
She’s more like the Grand Tetons!!
Tigressy almost 4 years ago
“No, they don’t (there’s no need to).”
“I’m enjoying the view (of the landscape).”
Jump. Just. Jump.
distortion almost 4 years ago
Kim?
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
Not if you live in Texas.
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
How about “No more than usual”. . . Will that work I wonder?
J Quest almost 4 years ago
He’s in a tough position. He likes big buttes, and he cannot lie…
StratmanRon almost 4 years ago
“I like big buttes and I cannot lie”…
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
That’s a small butte, compared to the rest of them.
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
I wonder if those three hundred pound women wearing yoga pants ever ask that question?
The Brooklyn Accent almost 4 years ago
As perilous questions go, that’s a butte.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
That’s a beaut, eh?
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
“Honey, when you wear them, you’re absolutely butte-ifull.”
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No, not the jeans.
Ratkin almost 4 years ago
I think it’s the genes, not the jeans.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
’They are only as large as your butt, dear.
mapguy almost 4 years ago
Zip your lip or you’ll be in a mesa trouble.