It’s taken only one Orange-Obscenity would-be Joshua to blow his horn and bring down the wall of democracy while building his wall of hate and exclusion. Only one. How could we have been so stupid?
Remember, NOTHING is too low, too sleazy, or UTTERLY ILLEGAL for the Republicans to try to make sure that they win, since they KNOW they cannot win an honest Election. Period!
“I’ve come to a place where I’ve come to the conclusion that the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat,” says Couy Griffin, founder of Cowboys for Trump, and New Mexico’s Otero County commissioner. The president tweeted the video. I suppose the next order will be “When the voting starts, the shooting starts.” /TS
Get the red out, vote blue 2020. All the way down the ballot, city council, school board, dog catcher if your jurisdiction has party affiliation listed for such offices. If not, find out and again, get the red out, vote blue 2020 and beyond.
Okay, this was originally a reply to our poet laureate, Old Curmudgeon (and my reply to our second poet laureate Praise_Of_Folly will be coming around the mountain………if I can find the mountain………..), but the childish “show-offy” streak in me made me post it here (I hope I don’t forget to remember to regret being sorry for regretting to remember……….sorry, I lost interest!) And here we go:
We all live in a sinking submarine
Our admirals love their stinking tonic gin
{with apologies to Kip W. and come BACK, Kip, we miss you!]
The Electoral College is the only thing getting Republican into the White House since 1988. What does that say about their candidates, policy and ethics?
To the cartoonist: Mr. Toles, your political cartoons are extraordinary. You get many “likes” but almost none on your one-panel “Randolph Itch 2 a.m.” — which are apolitical but outstanding irony. Do your fans not know of this? (I just told them. Where is your agent?)
I’m pretty sure Mr. Toles’s agent counsels him to NOT rock the boat………but Toles has rocked so many boats so effectively over so many decades (yes, I remember “Space Captain Reagan”!) that I’d have to think that he puts art over commerce………….
It is NOT too soon to check on whether you’re still registered. It’s NOT too soon to organize with like minded people to help enable the vote for each other… and by my preference, everybody else too. It’s NOT too soon to realize that when/if you DO get to vote, you must vote all the way down the ballot because those lower offices and measures are the ones that affect YOU, locally (so STUDY UP!). And it’s NOT too soon to get an ACLU activist group on speed dial, just in case.
superposition almost 4 years ago
“How Democracies Fail” was not supposed to be a tutorial.
Daeder almost 4 years ago
Moscow Mitch is working hard to revive the poll tax!
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Fascism lite.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
It’s taken only one Orange-Obscenity would-be Joshua to blow his horn and bring down the wall of democracy while building his wall of hate and exclusion. Only one. How could we have been so stupid?
Old_Curmudgeon almost 4 years ago
Reducing the Turnout – {4 beats/line}
They’re grabbing “democracy” by the throat,
as they strive to reduce the number who vote, …
… thereby sinking the Democrats’ boat,
so The Donald might possibly stay afloat, -
- and preen in his mirror and prance and gloat.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Old_Curmudgeon almost 4 years ago
{re Racist troubles in Minneapolis}
Fascist Reprobates – {1.20 limericks}
The prez exacerbates // deplorable alt-right hates.
He vindicates // and validates,
and thereupon stimulates // the fascist reprobates.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Melki Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s so apropos that Toles’ elephant heads look like inverted KKK hoods.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
They’ll do anything to win…remember that!
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 4 years ago
PraiseofFolly almost 4 years ago
(Take-off from “Smiles,” by J. Will Callahan, Lee S. Roberts)
“Smirks”
Verse:
Donald, we discern / Your campaign’s taken a bad turn,
A hundred thousand humans dead / Give us great concern.
Donald, it looks bad; / We know you’re no Sir Galahad,
So we’ll downplay the Covid deaths, / You just play a smirking cad:
.
Chorus:
You have smirks in repertory,
You have mocks and derisive sneers —
Use them in your raucous rallies,
And they’ll bring on MAGA cheers.
.
Main-in voting fraud’s a winner,
Obama “lies” are great to spew,
Just ignore the Great Pandemic
And economic bad news, too.
.
Verse:
Donald dearie, not to worry — / We’ll fix this all up if we hurry,
The Lie Machine is up and spinning, / True issues turning blurry.
Donald, bring up Michael Flynn / How the Deep State did him in!
And Biden felt up on a broad! / And that witch in Michigan!
.
Chorus:
You can do it, buckle down, Sir,
Rev up your snarky charm;
Pass on BS you find on Twitter
And to your opponents do much harm.
.
Your smirks are much belov’ed,
Your sheeple beg for you to shear
The ones they so much like to hate and,
So, just tell them lies they want to hear.
Bookworm almost 4 years ago
“I’ve come to a place where I’ve come to the conclusion that the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat,” says Couy Griffin, founder of Cowboys for Trump, and New Mexico’s Otero County commissioner. The president tweeted the video. I suppose the next order will be “When the voting starts, the shooting starts.” /TS
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
Trump again abusing power.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/29/politics/donald-trump-twitter-power-personal-whims/index.html
shamest Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I will vote and not for you
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Get the red out, vote blue 2020. All the way down the ballot, city council, school board, dog catcher if your jurisdiction has party affiliation listed for such offices. If not, find out and again, get the red out, vote blue 2020 and beyond.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Republicans are suing California for putting in extra voting booths and mailing out ballots. That tells you everything you should know.
Lying racist Republicans only win through vote suppression, the majority hate them.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Order issues from the barrel of a gun, right, fascists?
The Love of Money is . . . almost 4 years ago
I thought it said You shouldn’t Vote.
Godfreydaniel almost 4 years ago
Forget Pink Elephants (though many Republican voters see them more often than they see their families), it’s TREASONOUS Elephants on parade!
Godfreydaniel almost 4 years ago
Okay, this was originally a reply to our poet laureate, Old Curmudgeon (and my reply to our second poet laureate Praise_Of_Folly will be coming around the mountain………if I can find the mountain………..), but the childish “show-offy” streak in me made me post it here (I hope I don’t forget to remember to regret being sorry for regretting to remember……….sorry, I lost interest!) And here we go:
We all live in a sinking submarine
Our admirals love their stinking tonic gin
{with apologies to Kip W. and come BACK, Kip, we miss you!]
We can’t overcome the over-all
Without our Adderall
Without our daddy’s bean
We were born
(Although it’s tragic)
And our daddy’s crimes
Vanished like magic
But the point is, thusly thus
Re-elect us—what’s the fuss?
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
One of the few times Disaster Pumpkin ever told the truth was when he said (I paraphrase) “When too many people vote, we lose.”
Old_Curmudgeon almost 4 years ago
{Off-topic:}
Dissing Trump’s Base – {limerick}
His fans heed Fox, hence they’re dumb;
so to Trump they submit and succumb, -
- which gives us such anger
that we shoot ‘em the fanger
and at ‘em our noses we thumb.
… Coda: – {4 beats/line}
His base’s embrace // lets him disgrace
and deface and debase // then displace and erase
our nation from history’s quite eminent place.
. . . . . .
pap almost 4 years ago
The Electoral College is the only thing getting Republican into the White House since 1988. What does that say about their candidates, policy and ethics?
Old_Curmudgeon almost 4 years ago
{Off-topic}
A Stunted/blunted Soul/mind – {4 beats/line}
In terms of “empathy” his soul is stunted,
and in several ways his mind is blunted.
These conditions MUST be confronted; – - -
- – - His base simply MUST no longer enable
this defective soul who’s MUCH too unstable
and too MUCH a tyrant in a Grimm Brothers fable.
. . . . . . . . . . .
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel repeatedly voted by mail — before suing California for expanding the practice
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/05/rnc-chair-ronna-mcdaniel-repeatedly-voted-by-mail-before-suing-california-for-expanding-the-practice/
bakana almost 4 years ago
Can’t, not Couldn’t.
It’s still happening.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Riots in the streets. Army called in. 40 million unemployed. Over 100,000 dead.
Is Trump finished making America Great Again?
MITZI almost 4 years ago
To the cartoonist: Mr. Toles, your political cartoons are extraordinary. You get many “likes” but almost none on your one-panel “Randolph Itch 2 a.m.” — which are apolitical but outstanding irony. Do your fans not know of this? (I just told them. Where is your agent?)
Godfreydaniel almost 4 years ago
I’m pretty sure Mr. Toles’s agent counsels him to NOT rock the boat………but Toles has rocked so many boats so effectively over so many decades (yes, I remember “Space Captain Reagan”!) that I’d have to think that he puts art over commerce………….
Godfreydaniel almost 4 years ago
And, yes, Randoph Itch should be twice as popular as hallf the Oscars—and THEN some!
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
It is NOT too soon to check on whether you’re still registered. It’s NOT too soon to organize with like minded people to help enable the vote for each other… and by my preference, everybody else too. It’s NOT too soon to realize that when/if you DO get to vote, you must vote all the way down the ballot because those lower offices and measures are the ones that affect YOU, locally (so STUDY UP!). And it’s NOT too soon to get an ACLU activist group on speed dial, just in case.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
How long before the Democrats start referring to themselves as “the REAL party of Lincoln”?