Rat, and get ready, we are hardly in the middle of the year. Elections, pandemic, economic crisis, unemployment and riots. This 2020 is the closest thing to the apocalypse.
One year ago, who could have imagined all of this happening in 2020, Rat is right, this year has been the absolute worst and I really hope it is rock bottom, so quoting Richard Pryor from a movie back in the day “the only way to go is up”.
A friend of mine died back in 2013. When I used to wish him a happy New Year, he always responded, “I sure hope so. The past one was crap.” He doesn’t know how much worse it is now.
Well, are we cancelling our November election and retaining Dictator For Life, or not? That would be like icing granny’s fruitcake with a steaming cow-pie.
Many states have a “Department of Corrections”, a polite euphemism for prisons and such. But of course they get lots of mail from citizens complaining about inaccuracies on their birth certificates or drivers licenses.
Bush v. Gore was the end of our democracy. Trump v. Clinton was Putin’s greatest achievement. “Justice” Kavanaugh is McConnell’s great gift to both. Black-uniformed, heavily-armed, jack-booted “SS men” assaulting and gassing peaceful citizens while escorting the new Fuehrer and his “yes-yes men” to pose before a church (!!!)where he says not a word, and displays a “sacred” book he scarcely recognizes ! Game over, folks !
I thought 2016 sucked when the company I worked for, abolished my department and laid off everyone in January, then Trump was elected President in November. 2017, 2018 and 2019 also sucked because I was underemployed and Trump was an idiot. Now it’s 2020, we’ve got a world pandemic, a economic depression, an election year and I’m still underemployed, and we have a President who is still an idiot, he’s also a certifiable bat-shit crazy maniac. Not only does 2020 suck, it sucks donkey d**ks big time and yet we still have another four months until Election Day and six months until the New Year.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
It’s too damaged to return.
DanielRyanMulligan almost 4 years ago
Too soon to return
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And not even halfway through.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I would like to return back the past 34 years .
juncarlo almost 4 years ago
Rat, and get ready, we are hardly in the middle of the year. Elections, pandemic, economic crisis, unemployment and riots. This 2020 is the closest thing to the apocalypse.
TampaFanatic1 almost 4 years ago
One year ago, who could have imagined all of this happening in 2020, Rat is right, this year has been the absolute worst and I really hope it is rock bottom, so quoting Richard Pryor from a movie back in the day “the only way to go is up”.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As long as we’re dreaming, there’s this one afternoon in July of 72…
B UTTONS almost 4 years ago
Sounds like the prospect for the people get a refund for the salary and benefits paid to the dysfunctional Congress & WH?
CONGRESS – Stop paying off your special interest groups. How about if the PEOPLE were the special interest — Where’s the Beef?!!
wiatr almost 4 years ago
A friend of mine died back in 2013. When I used to wish him a happy New Year, he always responded, “I sure hope so. The past one was crap.” He doesn’t know how much worse it is now.
enigmamz almost 4 years ago
“Do you have your receipt, sir? Sorry, you can’t prove you bought that here without a receipt.”
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m in full agreement with rat! It sucks so bad it blows!!!
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
I don’t think it could ever work to have people running on different calendars.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This year just can’t get any worse. Oops, I think I jinxed it.
cdward almost 4 years ago
It can always get worse — we are working at redeeming 2020, but it will take everyone getting out on November 3.
stringer831 almost 4 years ago
Remember, it is literally The Year of the Rat.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Best of my knowledge clock only goes in one direction. Keep moving the ball forward ! … Croc Power !
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sorry, but due to the virus, returns are currently suspended.
Purple People Eater almost 4 years ago
Maybe he’ll accept it back if you tell him it’s defective, because it doesn’t have the right number of days. Compare it to the last 3 years as proof.
e.groves almost 4 years ago
It just got worse here in Tulsa. Don the Douche is coming to town next week.
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
I know exactly how you feel, Rat. I will never wish for a better year again. It’s bad luck.
ekw555 almost 4 years ago
you only have 30 days to return it. and the first 30 days were “ok”.
iggyman almost 4 years ago
No deposit, no return!
rshive almost 4 years ago
Hey Rat, it’s half gone. Maybe if you tried about January 5 ….
gingerspike88 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Every generation thinks it’s music was the best – me 1964-84
FassEddie almost 4 years ago
You can’t take nothing back to the MeguhMart!
wrytercat almost 4 years ago
Cheer up – the worst is yet to come!
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Well, are we cancelling our November election and retaining Dictator For Life, or not? That would be like icing granny’s fruitcake with a steaming cow-pie.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Well in that case, many happy returns, Rat! Suck it up… :D
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And we’re only into June…..
InuYugiHakusho almost 4 years ago
Don’t you think we would if we could?
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I tried to return mine to Kohl’s but they said they wouldn’t take it since I didn’t get it off of Amazon to start with.
33Angel almost 4 years ago
And it just KEEPS GOING!!!
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
I figured the warranty had run out. Maybe we can reinstall it?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Take me back to the 60’s……
bob-droid12 almost 4 years ago
Oh Rat, haven’t you seen the PS5 Reveal Event yet, there still hope yet. Oh wait, some of those games are coming out next year, never mind.
AndrewSihler almost 4 years ago
Many states have a “Department of Corrections”, a polite euphemism for prisons and such. But of course they get lots of mail from citizens complaining about inaccuracies on their birth certificates or drivers licenses.
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
2020
Written by Stephen King
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh, Rat! If only that were possible!!!
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
It’s that extra day I tell you. Everything has been thrown out of whack. That’s the theory that I’m sticking to.
TheWildSow almost 4 years ago
This year’s defective – it has a virus.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 4 years ago
I’d like to return my last report card.
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
Bush v. Gore was the end of our democracy. Trump v. Clinton was Putin’s greatest achievement. “Justice” Kavanaugh is McConnell’s great gift to both. Black-uniformed, heavily-armed, jack-booted “SS men” assaulting and gassing peaceful citizens while escorting the new Fuehrer and his “yes-yes men” to pose before a church (!!!)where he says not a word, and displays a “sacred” book he scarcely recognizes ! Game over, folks !
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Sorry. We have a 90-day limit on returns.
Bicycle Dude almost 4 years ago
I thought 2016 sucked when the company I worked for, abolished my department and laid off everyone in January, then Trump was elected President in November. 2017, 2018 and 2019 also sucked because I was underemployed and Trump was an idiot. Now it’s 2020, we’ve got a world pandemic, a economic depression, an election year and I’m still underemployed, and we have a President who is still an idiot, he’s also a certifiable bat-shit crazy maniac. Not only does 2020 suck, it sucks donkey d**ks big time and yet we still have another four months until Election Day and six months until the New Year.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Nice try, Rat. But we all know, we’re doomed to 2020!
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Pastis lives on that fine line between realist and pessimist.
Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Should have tried back in March. although that was still past the 90 day period …
Ωmega over 3 years ago
worth a try.