Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 03, 2020

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 4 years ago

    Parker Brothers who put out the Monopoly game

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    eromlig  almost 4 years ago

    But when you pass GO you collect $200.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    Compact cars and mini-fridges don’t make themselves, you know.

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    They’re the last to know when it’s raining.

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    I think they’re pretty aware that a lot goes over their heads.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    Should I buy the hotel, or should I take a Chance?

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    They qualify for the meeting if no one else does!

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    Stevefk  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like a pretty small turnout for the gathering!

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    Even Mr. Monopoly (Rich Uncle Pennybags)?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Do not pass go, do not collect $200.00

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    Jeff0811  almost 4 years ago

    I half expected to see Mr. Peanut there, may he Roast In Peace.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    They’re there under false pretenses, they are actually big business.

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    kenneth.sanger  almost 4 years ago

    Short jokes are beneath you. But then again, jokes about the ceiling are over your head.

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