Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 02, 2020

“By George, I think I’ll keep it!”

The helmet is all that’s left. I guess he ate the rest of the armor.

It looks like they just ate canned food.

It goes in the bin marked ‘Armor – All’ .

The leftover knight goes in the Compost bin!!

Somedays the dragon wins.

I hope he rinsed it out first.

Poor Sir Rodney………

You could put it on the wall as a trophy!

Don’t forget to remove the feather, otherwise it’ll end up in the trash.

How to train your dragon.. they’re smarter than you think.

“And save the bones – we can use them in the soup stock.”

And keep the lance. It’ll be useful when we have souvlaki.

Too lazy to melt it down?

It costs extra to recycle a knight’s armor; there’s a Sir charge.

I’d be selling it on Craigslist. Guarantees the next meal.

A heavy metal band will need it in the 1980’s. Lol.