Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 05, 2020

And is he taking flying lessons?

He will get bigger, but no one in a room will talk about it.

No, he’s a toy breed.

“Yes, but it’s OK – I’m not using the parking space I get with my apartment anyways.”

Babar put some clothes on!

I think she’s blind and this his guide elephant, so it’s very useful to cross the street safely.

It’s a Pygmy Elephant; very rare, and an endangered species.

That’s a Dumbo question.

He’s going to take over her whole house!

“I dunno. He’s a seeing-eye guide pachyderm …”

I have heard that white elephants are a problem, I don’t know why.

of course, look at the size of those “paws”

DUUHHHHH !!! :-}

Dumb-o

El infante

He’ll grow into his ears…

Hope there’s a really large pooper scooper handy.

is that the first time he has ever seen an elephant?

If there were a species of elephant that never got larger than that, you can bet it’d be in high demand as a pet.

I guess he’s rather like a fan.

Saw it on a comic in the New Yorker a long time ago, and I say it whenever I can – “Is that as small as that dog will get?”