Nick Anderson for May 23, 2020

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    billiegoatgruff  almost 4 years ago

    During Katrina a doctor had to decide between euthanizing patients who couldn’t be moved to a higher floor or giving a lethal dose of IV morphine,

    She was later acquitted by the jury, but the asswipes who prosecuted her are a common breed.

    Want to see something REALLY scary? Look at Johns Hopkins dashboard for every state. Look at the histogram of daily cases. covid-19 is tearing them up throughout the eastern seaboard. Another Andrew or Camille would clean their clock REAL bad.

    I saw how the Red Cross runs a shelter after the Loma Prieta quake. Bed screens ? Bed separation? Head to foot sleeping? Not that they didn’t know better — they didn’t SUSPECT better. When I told them better, they said, “Sure thing, Sergeant Bilko.”

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    Dtroutma  almost 4 years ago

    Higher tides, stronger winds, more damage, more ignorance from Bonespurs and company, not looking good.

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    sevaar777  almost 4 years ago

    Remember, Obama caused all this… /s

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    Ally2005  almost 4 years ago

    Trump has instructed The National Hurricane Center not to forecast any new hurricanes for this year due to the pandemic causing a shortage of paper towels.

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    If you don’t look for hurricanes, they won’t happen. The president said so.

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Just one damn thing after another ! Aslo Trumpie the Clown will just cry fake news !

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    jal333  almost 4 years ago

    I live in an Cat 4-5 evacuation area.

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    well-i-never  almost 4 years ago

    …or Michigan.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 4 years ago

    Have faith that the Donald will have everything under complete control…He is absolutely amazing how he can juggle and micromanage so many catastrophes at the same time. . . NEVER, has the U.S. ever had such a precedent !

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    Display  almost 4 years ago

    Not to worry. Capt. Chaos will come to our rescue again. He’ll suggest nuking those pesky hurricanes. Again. Because he’s so addled (or Adderall-ed) that he won’t remember why his idea was looked on as one of the most horrific and assinine ideas of all time the last time he thought of it. Nobody will contradict him this time though. They. Wouldn’t. Dare. But he has a large fan base in some hurricane target area (“Covfefe Ground Zero 2020” will be the name of the plan). They won’t mind the sacrifice (well, sacrifices technically) and the new 36 hole golf courses going up in those areas will be payable at night withouy overhead lighting! Stable genius! Just as stable as a few isotopes we’ll be reminded about this hurricane season. Happy 2020 everybody! (in my best Dr. Nick voice).

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    Never fear. Trump’s Sharpie is ready to go.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Can we name this year’s fourth hurricane “Donald”?

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    Since the churches have been ordered to re-open, I’m sure the evangelicals will just pray away any hurricanes. Those thoughts and prayers have worked so well on gun violence and the pandemic, that manipulating the weather should be a walk in the park. And should that fail, there’s always the Sharpie Response.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  almost 4 years ago

    Get the Space Force ready with an atomic bomb.

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    Rush Limbaugh denies both…

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    Bops Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Why are Progressives so angry?

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    redback  almost 4 years ago

    Obama’s fault

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